everyone from my high school is getting married and having kids yet here I am being a career oriented slut

Bleh

so if you care to find me 🔊 🔊 look to the blue sky 🦅 🗣️

went to see Wicked again and someone was recording the audio for each song? like how broke do you have to be to not even try and pirate the soundtrack 😭

just spent the past 6 hours trying to rapidly defrost my turkey so I could spatchcock it and dry brine it for tomorrow 😭😭😭

the way that Boq tried to dump Nessarose and she hit him with “is it because I’m in a wheelchair???” 😭😭😭

“I hope this email finds you well” it’s 8am on a Monday. how the fuck do you think this email is finding me

Be aware

cried during the first 5 notes of defying gravity I hate being gay

I was in a pretty serious caucus meeting with my boss and I got the notification that Gaga’s headlining Coachella and I audibly gay gasped in the middle of a vote 😭

sharing my location with my mom was a mistake. I went to the pharmacy to refill a prescription and she immediately asked if I’m okay

who up

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just realized I haven’t jacked off in 4 days omg

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