Ted Lasso’s stunt dick
@durst-amt.bsky.social
That looks like heaven
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That looks like heaven
I’m not liking that the same social media where I see comically giant AI muscles that distract me from the fascist dystopia is the same place people want to remind me of the fascist dystopia. Really need the gays to pick a lane.
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m not liking that the same social media where I see comically giant AI muscles that distract me from the fascist dystopia is the same place people want to remind me of the fascist dystopia. Really need the gays to pick a lane.
Bounty. Just as gross as Mounds but everyone is precious about it because it’s foreign.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bounty. Just as gross as Mounds but everyone is precious about it because it’s foreign.
ASL is a language with its own vocabulary and grammar. While most people who speak ASL also understand written English, they're not fungible.
April 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
ASL is a language with its own vocabulary and grammar. While most people who speak ASL also understand written English, they're not fungible.
Miss that meat dude
March 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Miss that meat dude
I’ve been a solid 2 for years now, but I love working on depth and I’ll get to a 3… one day.
January 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ve been a solid 2 for years now, but I love working on depth and I’ll get to a 3… one day.
That’s a metal cockring I might not be terrified to use.
December 15, 2024 at 1:02 PM
That’s a metal cockring I might not be terrified to use.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤤
December 10, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤤
Be right there!
December 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Be right there!
Back at ya bud. 🤤😈
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Back at ya bud. 🤤😈
We’ll have to introduce it to your throat next time I’m in Chicago. 😈
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
We’ll have to introduce it to your throat next time I’m in Chicago. 😈
Even daddies need daddies!
November 26, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Even daddies need daddies!
Lend me a hand pup?
November 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Lend me a hand pup?