Anthony Strand
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*clears throat*

Don't Trust the Bee Movie TV Juniors in Apartment 23-Movie TV Juniors

Thank you for your time.
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From least-bad to worst:

Revenge of the Creature
House of Dracula
Son of Dracula
Abbott & Costello Meet Jekyll & Hyde
The Mummy’s Tomb
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Right, it's one of the greatest things ever made. It's the only one I watch annually.
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Phantom of the Opera, because years of isolation turned America bitter and ugly
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Everything you've heard about the Spanish version being more effective is true! It's better in every way except the casting of Dracula!
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Werewolf of London (1935) is so much better than The Wolf-Man (1941)! It's moody, the makeup design is cooler, and it's a real bummer that they just took a mulligan and tried again six years later.
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I'm a Lon Chaney Sr. man every time. Phantom isn't even my favorite role of his - that would be The Unknown - but he made every character feel distinct.

Junior seems like Lennie from Of Mice and Men in every role, up to and including the time he played Dracula.
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Honestly, I feel like the answer is that James Whale didn't direct it.

I agree that it's an absolute gem. It's almost a half-hour than the first two, but it makes use of every second.
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Well, as of ten minutes ago, I've seen all 34 classic Universal Monster movies. Ask me anything!
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I'm going to finish John Carpenter’s filmography this month by watching the two I haven't seen on Criterion Channel, and I'm also going to read the Dark Star novelization by Alan Dean Foster.
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Mark Hamill, Christopher Reeve, and Lynda Carter are three in the row (S4 episodes 16-18).

This li'l trilogy keeping all the nerdy stuff contained so it doesn't infect Anne Murray or Kenny Rogers.
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So many of the classic Reading Rainbow segments are just things like "Levar goes sledding" or "We wander around a neighborhood from a dog's POV" or "A man explains his process as he sets up a complicated domino track and then we watch them all fall and it's so satisfying."
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I think this is a good idea, Mychal's an excellent choice to host, and I'm glad they're doing it. But I hope they remember that Reading Rainbow wasn't just about books - it was about discovering joy in the world around you.
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🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
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Fake vintage TV Guide cover by Michael Bastraw
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Yeah, those giant biceps are unsettling.
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Issues are most recent volume of that title unless otherwise noted.
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My brother once described the scene in every Restaurant Impossible episode where he creates a new menu as "a little salt, a little peppa - 12 dollas a plate!" and I think about that every time I see Irvine.
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The Criterion Century #84:

Henry Gamble's Birthday Party (dir. Stephen Cone, 2015)

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I mean, maybe! Some of what I've seen is funny. But it's always that same guy (Sam?) chained to a desk, laughing equally loudly at everything.
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Every Dropout clip I see is 90% the host laughing way too loudly. Is it all like that?

Is that what laugh tracks are now? Just some guy with a beard and glasses pretending everything is hilarious?