Will Spotify work?

The bottom 2 - the obsession with crime is an obsession with looking the other way (mostly peaceful riots, rampant decriminalisations) Identification of enemies asap unifying cause - the Dems see the other half as the enemy, labelling them Nazism, racists etc
Controlled mass media speaks for itself

Maybe they can stop the $100b in Medicare fraud and shoot a few bucks to the vets out of that. The government needs dismantling.

Gotta find another word...where I'm from moot is pronounced to sound like 'book' and is slang for vagina. Often more specifically a hairy vagina.

It's precisely what's needed

Feels the party you throw when you don't get an invite to the real one.

Fuck yeah! DJT effect in full force!

Did you manage to keep a straight face?

You must be fun at parties....

If you were to write a 1 page synopsis of the Dems, you could squeeze in at least 4off that list.