This mistake will no doubt come back at unwelcome times as an intrusive thought, something which I'll have to discuss with a *checks notes* psychologist in the future.

If you need someone to get that tin off the top shelf just ask. We're happy to help.

Psychiatrist: boy this is going to be one of those days

Well handled

Who?

You misunderstood the instruction

You've only got yourself to blame, pal

I'm sitting where that thing was made. I'm, er, working.

Same deal for woodlice?

Doing this anonymously was a wise move

Good for her

What we're seeing here is a man at rock bottom

They're still behind greens. The threat populist parties such as this pose to our democracy can not be underestimated, and we have to push back against it, but they still finished behind the greens in recent local elections. It's the coverage given to r€form that needs addressing.