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Dustin Oakleaf
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Poly-Pan Furry goober. Born in '85. He/Him.
"Smoky up top, Citrusy on the bottom"
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Smoked a turkey today. Gonna cook more turkey tomorrow. Try and stop me.
A smoked turkey sitting in an aluminum baking pan.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Apparently you can just buy a 17 oz bag of orange tic tacs on Amazon. They say it's for "refilling to go containers" but let's be real, we all eat the orange ones by the handful, yeah?
A big 17.2 oz bag of orange tic tacs. It would last approximately 7 hours in my presence, if I could exhibit self control.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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What movie do you consider ‘perfect’

It's either this or Who Framed Roger Rabbit
a movie poster of The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz
September 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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no new pics, where are you mentally ?

(I don't even smoke)
A squab photoshopped to be holding a lit cigarette in its mouth. The caption below says "baby need smoko"
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Puppet Homestar and The Cheat stand before a banner reading "YESTERDAYBOR DAY WAS LABOR DAY"
September 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Puppet Homestar and The Cheat stand under a banner declaring that TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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No further comment
A crop of the dog from Gary Laron's The Far Side panel "CAT FUD", with a thought bubble saying "Oh Please, Oh Please".
August 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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No cheating, post your lock screen.

I'm a basic bitch when it comes to my phone backgrounds and such.
A screencap of my phone's lock screen. It merely shows the date and time over a field of stars in the night sky, with the aurora borealis cutting horizontally across the screen in a green stripe. Small text at the bottom reads that it only got a partial read of my fingerprint. This is because I wasn't TRYING to UNLOCK THE PHONE.
July 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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An edit of a panel from BERSERK. A man in skeletal armor is telling Guts "All Poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times. Don't ever forget that!" Guts responds with "WHO ARE YOU!? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME...!?"
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Here's my obligatory Happy Pride Month post, featuring some stickers I grabbed at a queer friendly thrift store yesterday. The Skull Pin is unrelated but cool as hell.
An assortment of Pansexual Flag colored stickers, from left to right: A skull and crossbones saying "Pansexual Pirate Loves All Booty", a frog holding a Pansexual Pride Flag, and a mothman in the Pansexual Flag colors. Above these stickers sits an enamel skull pin, where the skull has been fashioned into a mug to drink what appears to be pink lemonade,
June 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
A Squab taking a cigarette break. Words in the lower left read "Baby Need Smoko".
June 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Set up my new grill yesterday before work. Today it performed its first task, and helped me smoke this pork belly until it became bacon.
A freshly smoked slab of unsliced bacon sets in a glass baking dish to cool. Various objects sharing the kitchen counter are visible.
May 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Four Cards to get to know me!

Had a hard time not choosing all creatures because Creature based strategies tend to be my favorites.
Magus Lucea Kane from the Warhammer 40k Universes Beyond Magic the Gathering Tyranid precon. Nacatl War-Pride from the Future Sight Magic the Gathering set. Jaxis, the Troublemaker from the Streets of New Capenna Magic the Gathering set. I would let her punch me. The card Saw in Half from the Deadpool Secret Lair Magic the Gathering release.
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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My Sorlock is a Matamata Tortle! His name is Pebbles. Here's his license (drawn by my DM, jovishark here on bsky)
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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It's a good shirt, folks.
Mirror selfie of me, a white man, wearing the image in the quoted post printed on a purple shirt. The shirt is comfy and kicks ass.
April 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I have found what I believe to be the funniest name of a canonical NPC in D&D5e, while researching the prices of various goods.
An image of the name of an NPC from the D&D5e module Waterdeep Dragonheist. The character is a Halfling name Bepis Honeymaker.
March 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Quote 4 Games that you've played multiple times like in general

There are a lot more but these were the first ones to pop into my head.

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Title screen for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Boxart for Pokemon Red and Blue on the original Gameboy Promotional art for Skyrim Boxart for Bioshock 2 on the XBox 360
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Don't mind me I just gotta
An edit of the original art where I have overlaid Spongebob licking something to imply he is licking Horse's posterior.
February 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Got me the Purple Schlorper at #GoonCon2025
An Ube Milkshake with brulee cream and oreo crumbles swirled throughout.
February 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
My fursona, a blue squirrel, laying in a family guy death pose
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Oh that's where I got mine! This shirt kicks ass, actually!
Photo of a man taken via cellphone in a mirror. He is wearing a purple shirt with a smoking bunny girl dressed in a punk style printed on it.
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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For context
Screencap of a tumblr post by Bloggoth that reads: Poor old granny scorpion-shoes. No one ever saw her death coming. It was Pneumonia. Yes, her pet scorpion Pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. Tragic. He shot her point blank.
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
A pair of Ankylosaurs being flung into the air by the Chicxulub Impact, with fire in the air behind them.
November 29, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation
A tumblr meme featuring users roleplaying as Rarity from MLP Friendship is Magic and an original character called Stoney Pony.
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM