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I bet Jim Henson was really good at getting shit out of the oven.
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I bet Jim Henson was really good at getting shit out of the oven.
Life is a just a long series of having to listen to other people's shitty music
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Life is a just a long series of having to listen to other people's shitty music
The name Chappel Roan is the sound jeans make when you fold them.
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The name Chappel Roan is the sound jeans make when you fold them.
Life is just a series of rashes
August 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Life is just a series of rashes
If I was a thief I would steal shit from crappy older cars because it would probably hurt more
July 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I was a thief I would steal shit from crappy older cars because it would probably hurt more
The best time for your shoes to come untied is when you are walking up or down the stairs
June 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The best time for your shoes to come untied is when you are walking up or down the stairs
The smell of summer to me isn't barbecue or suntan lotion. It's the smell of water out of one of those little cheap plastic squirt guns.
May 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The smell of summer to me isn't barbecue or suntan lotion. It's the smell of water out of one of those little cheap plastic squirt guns.
If you are smelly just be smelly. Don't cover it with cologne. That's worse. It's like one of those pics that you don't know what it is and you look at real hard but it turns out to be a butthole or something but for your nose.
May 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If you are smelly just be smelly. Don't cover it with cologne. That's worse. It's like one of those pics that you don't know what it is and you look at real hard but it turns out to be a butthole or something but for your nose.
If you were gonna eat a piece of dog food and it fell on the floor then, I mean, who cares right
April 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you were gonna eat a piece of dog food and it fell on the floor then, I mean, who cares right
Will the increase in tariffs increase the demand for goods to be smuggled across the border creating an influx of illegal crossings there by decreasing the security of the border or am I just too fucking stupid to understand cause and effect?
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Will the increase in tariffs increase the demand for goods to be smuggled across the border creating an influx of illegal crossings there by decreasing the security of the border or am I just too fucking stupid to understand cause and effect?
Wearing a skirt has the same issues as wearing sweatpants and no I'm not gonna wear underwear with either of those. If I'm going to go out of my way to wear underwear I might as well throw on a shirt and tie.
March 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Wearing a skirt has the same issues as wearing sweatpants and no I'm not gonna wear underwear with either of those. If I'm going to go out of my way to wear underwear I might as well throw on a shirt and tie.
My rep ladies and gentlemen
March 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My rep ladies and gentlemen
Jessica: When I hear Republicans out there talking about their plan for education in America, I don't hear them talking about making sure disabled kids have access to a public education.
Greg: Because we're against it.
Greg: Because we're against it.
March 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sometimes Danny McBride reminds me of Senator Clay Davis (Isiah Whitlock Jr.) from The Wire.
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes Danny McBride reminds me of Senator Clay Davis (Isiah Whitlock Jr.) from The Wire.
If you don't understand something that doesn't mean it's stupid. That means you're stupid.
March 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you don't understand something that doesn't mean it's stupid. That means you're stupid.
"Let sleeping dogs lie" mean to let things be but it should mean go take a nap. That shit looks comfy as fuck.
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Let sleeping dogs lie" mean to let things be but it should mean go take a nap. That shit looks comfy as fuck.
I'm tired of all these little rich kids running around breaking all of our shit.
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm tired of all these little rich kids running around breaking all of our shit.
You never find clean underwear out in the wild
March 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You never find clean underwear out in the wild
I love it when people get really good at stupid stuff
March 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I love it when people get really good at stupid stuff
America is in it's late night infomercial era
February 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
America is in it's late night infomercial era
Hoodies are either "actually clean" or "hanging on the back of that chair over there under those pants" clean
February 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hoodies are either "actually clean" or "hanging on the back of that chair over there under those pants" clean
I like the fact that you need to get a ride from someone when you go buy a car
February 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I like the fact that you need to get a ride from someone when you go buy a car
We are who we make us
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We are who we make us
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This is a good one
February 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is a good one
The problem with music nowadays is there isn't enough music about herbs and spices. They are completely missing the "people who like tasty food" demographic which is bigger than you would think.
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The problem with music nowadays is there isn't enough music about herbs and spices. They are completely missing the "people who like tasty food" demographic which is bigger than you would think.