Dusty Lee 💦🥩
@dustylee.bsky.social
RT's are explicitly endorsements.
Firmly on Team Blooskie; if you say Blue Sky you're a cop.
Firmly on Team Blooskie; if you say Blue Sky you're a cop.
Everyone sits now. Can't scroll standing.
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Everyone sits now. Can't scroll standing.
No stitches even for the spider bite? Or was that a case of "there's nothing left to stitch"?
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No stitches even for the spider bite? Or was that a case of "there's nothing left to stitch"?
Gatsby sucks shit and I will not entertain arguments to the contrary
December 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Gatsby sucks shit and I will not entertain arguments to the contrary
Might as well have had his hands in his pockets for all the apparent effort it took
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Might as well have had his hands in his pockets for all the apparent effort it took
I'm just a school teacher, but I am honestly very fast. When I was 26 I played Sharks and Minnows at a school event with a parent who was a former multi-year NFL starting Safety. Guy was over 50 and I had a ten yard head start and he caught me in two strides without even looking like he was running.
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm just a school teacher, but I am honestly very fast. When I was 26 I played Sharks and Minnows at a school event with a parent who was a former multi-year NFL starting Safety. Guy was over 50 and I had a ten yard head start and he caught me in two strides without even looking like he was running.
Love the original but this sketch is great too (watch the original first)
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly (as David Bowie & Bing Crosby)
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Love the original but this sketch is great too (watch the original first)
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I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
Quadruple doink? We're talking individual Lombardi Trophy. Rest of the season canceled.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Quadruple doink? We're talking individual Lombardi Trophy. Rest of the season canceled.
I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
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Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Love the Wolverinco's
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Love the Wolverinco's
Never seen an episode of the show but in my mind this is what's happening
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Never seen an episode of the show but in my mind this is what's happening
For years people have been asking for a "normal person" to compete in Olympic events for comparison. Now I just want to see this guy who weighs 8 times as much as a sprinter ALMOST keeping up with them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For years people have been asking for a "normal person" to compete in Olympic events for comparison. Now I just want to see this guy who weighs 8 times as much as a sprinter ALMOST keeping up with them.
A penny-whistle cover of "Hey Ya" wends mournfully through the background
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A penny-whistle cover of "Hey Ya" wends mournfully through the background
Hot take: Baldwin is the best Jack Ryan, followed by Ben Affleck. Harrison Ford is the best action star, but Jack Ryan isn't supposed to be an action star. That's John Clark.
Ryan's "just an analyst" and kind of a prick.
Haven't seen Jim as Jack Ryan yet, but....prick city.
Ryan's "just an analyst" and kind of a prick.
Haven't seen Jim as Jack Ryan yet, but....prick city.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hot take: Baldwin is the best Jack Ryan, followed by Ben Affleck. Harrison Ford is the best action star, but Jack Ryan isn't supposed to be an action star. That's John Clark.
Ryan's "just an analyst" and kind of a prick.
Haven't seen Jim as Jack Ryan yet, but....prick city.
Ryan's "just an analyst" and kind of a prick.
Haven't seen Jim as Jack Ryan yet, but....prick city.
Heck, you could blow out a flip-flop!
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Heck, you could blow out a flip-flop!
Wait, can you put "Dr." on your driver's license???
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wait, can you put "Dr." on your driver's license???
Go Birds, but this is clearly an illegal block in the back. Ten yards from the spot of the foul. Replay down.
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go Birds, but this is clearly an illegal block in the back. Ten yards from the spot of the foul. Replay down.
Yeah, I don't think this article needs to exist but it's not QUITE as random a question as people are making it out to be.
Stephen King loves to include little "...and the person who sold Andy Dufresne a Coke was also Jack Torrance's neighbor's cousin" asides in all his books.
Stephen King loves to include little "...and the person who sold Andy Dufresne a Coke was also Jack Torrance's neighbor's cousin" asides in all his books.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yeah, I don't think this article needs to exist but it's not QUITE as random a question as people are making it out to be.
Stephen King loves to include little "...and the person who sold Andy Dufresne a Coke was also Jack Torrance's neighbor's cousin" asides in all his books.
Stephen King loves to include little "...and the person who sold Andy Dufresne a Coke was also Jack Torrance's neighbor's cousin" asides in all his books.
"These are my awards, mother. From Actor."
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"These are my awards, mother. From Actor."