DuzClues
@duszclues.bsky.social
Bills Mafia, Yankees, Sabres, liberal democracy. Proud member of the Corresponding Society of the Pickwick Club. World-famous scorbug critic.
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Solely based off vibes Hawes seems like somebody who will be in a ton of local ads too
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Solely based off vibes Hawes seems like somebody who will be in a ton of local ads too
I usually hate defensive games but watching this Texans defense dominate is so cool (it being against the Chiefs definitely helps)
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I usually hate defensive games but watching this Texans defense dominate is so cool (it being against the Chiefs definitely helps)
Henry Aaron would like a word
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Henry Aaron would like a word
Having Sanders at end continues to be completely absurd. It’s like they’re doing the d-line rotation just for fun! How can it be so foundational for the defense that you put TJ Sanders in the rotation just to keep it as a rotation?
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Having Sanders at end continues to be completely absurd. It’s like they’re doing the d-line rotation just for fun! How can it be so foundational for the defense that you put TJ Sanders in the rotation just to keep it as a rotation?
His WGR meltdown is genuinely such a good lesson for people. Have a hard time thinking he’d be getting this much vitriol if he didn’t come across as an arrogant prick. Be kind to people!
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
His WGR meltdown is genuinely such a good lesson for people. Have a hard time thinking he’d be getting this much vitriol if he didn’t come across as an arrogant prick. Be kind to people!
This is *such* a privileged idea but I wonder how well a political campaign that “declares war on commercials” would do.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is *such* a privileged idea but I wonder how well a political campaign that “declares war on commercials” would do.
You mean your top artist wasn’t the Lucky Strike Cigarettes Dance Orchestra?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You mean your top artist wasn’t the Lucky Strike Cigarettes Dance Orchestra?
With all due respect, sir, how can you read this and not be deeply moved?
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
With all due respect, sir, how can you read this and not be deeply moved?
Cab is extremely high on my “if you could see any performer dead or alive who would it be?” list. The energy oozes through the screen, he was incredible.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Cab is extremely high on my “if you could see any performer dead or alive who would it be?” list. The energy oozes through the screen, he was incredible.
Bitchin’ about wide receiver is the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bitchin’ about wide receiver is the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard
Capitalism breeds innovation
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Capitalism breeds innovation
Why do we call him ozone man again?
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why do we call him ozone man again?
Hearing about moral standards coming back in 2026 👀👀👀
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hearing about moral standards coming back in 2026 👀👀👀
You won’t get anywhere without reading Machiavelli
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You won’t get anywhere without reading Machiavelli
It’s tough to be a pie hater in this cruel world
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s tough to be a pie hater in this cruel world
You always have been a captivating fellow, sir
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You always have been a captivating fellow, sir
Then laughed about it with his buddy MacAfee a couple hours later. Beane, the big Buffalo vs the world guy ripping into our local guys then desperately seeking approval from MacAfee types.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Then laughed about it with his buddy MacAfee a couple hours later. Beane, the big Buffalo vs the world guy ripping into our local guys then desperately seeking approval from MacAfee types.
How one could bring themselves to vote against Moses himself has always confused me
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How one could bring themselves to vote against Moses himself has always confused me