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I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up
I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up
That now includes the local libraries, Tesco, Lidl, Aldi, Asda, Tendring, Screwfix, B&Q, Toolstation, and a half dozen other companies locally.
I only got into Morrisons by the skin of my teeth and even then that's minimum wage, 12 hours a week, and definitely not a career.
I only got into Morrisons by the skin of my teeth and even then that's minimum wage, 12 hours a week, and definitely not a career.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
That now includes the local libraries, Tesco, Lidl, Aldi, Asda, Tendring, Screwfix, B&Q, Toolstation, and a half dozen other companies locally.
I only got into Morrisons by the skin of my teeth and even then that's minimum wage, 12 hours a week, and definitely not a career.
I only got into Morrisons by the skin of my teeth and even then that's minimum wage, 12 hours a week, and definitely not a career.
And nope, not gonna message the seller because that's just fucking embarrasing.
Either case doesn't change the fact that I spent most of the day searching for what is apparently the rarest piece of plastic on the fucking planet!
Found it, but for an older model. Hoping it'll fit.
Either case doesn't change the fact that I spent most of the day searching for what is apparently the rarest piece of plastic on the fucking planet!
Found it, but for an older model. Hoping it'll fit.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And nope, not gonna message the seller because that's just fucking embarrasing.
Either case doesn't change the fact that I spent most of the day searching for what is apparently the rarest piece of plastic on the fucking planet!
Found it, but for an older model. Hoping it'll fit.
Either case doesn't change the fact that I spent most of the day searching for what is apparently the rarest piece of plastic on the fucking planet!
Found it, but for an older model. Hoping it'll fit.
WITNESS ME!!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WITNESS ME!!!
Hey, the spreader is in the bag. I just need to find a Secretary.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Hey, the spreader is in the bag. I just need to find a Secretary.
I just wanna sit in front of it all day, gaze at her, gently caressing and cleaning her. 😆
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just wanna sit in front of it all day, gaze at her, gently caressing and cleaning her. 😆
*GASP*
Magical Girl Euphemia, how do us mere mortals achieve such coolness? Teach us your ways!
Magical Girl Euphemia, how do us mere mortals achieve such coolness? Teach us your ways!
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
*GASP*
Magical Girl Euphemia, how do us mere mortals achieve such coolness? Teach us your ways!
Magical Girl Euphemia, how do us mere mortals achieve such coolness? Teach us your ways!
Well when I'm the motorbike, absolutely. When I'm on the cargobike for only 20 min, eh, I'll just suffer through it. But I'll complain the whole way!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well when I'm the motorbike, absolutely. When I'm on the cargobike for only 20 min, eh, I'll just suffer through it. But I'll complain the whole way!