I agree that it is deeply concerning.

My thoughts go too several workshop ideas. "How to make a good conference submission"
is an obvious one.
What about "Turing Test for conference abstracts"

This looks so amazing!

I am going to buy the game and play

Exactly this

Have you considered crochet?

For a second I thought you demonstrated a scale transformation to the bed, untill I read the caption that it was your diner

That is so cool. I will definitely look into that

What should I search if I want to learn what this is?