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i am the number one fan of carl newman fans.
tryna accidentally teach myself semaphore
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this look killed at Home Depot, @katie.bzky.team

upon request, i provided the cashier with an easy-to-remember URL to purchase their own
October 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Variable's Squid Hat, footage from Boulder, Colorado at like 7am
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
should i get the french dip or the gobbler? wrong answers only
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
did i do it right @mmasnick.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i got a shipment of these from @mmasnick.bsky.social sometime today on my porch, and immediately gave away my FIRST copy to a young women in cloud makeup at the neighborhood bar, while wearing a @katie.bzky.team tshirt. did i win yet?

(photo reenactment attached to this skeet, featuring my SECOND)
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
why does this make me think about group chat this morning
August 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
follow up question, what do you think of this salad i ate while sheltering from the rain at the chicago board of trade building 7pm on election day last year
July 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
man, i gotta figure out whatever executive scheduled this on AMC, @marawilson.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
there's one in the 30th century, so
July 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the idea is basically like david lynch doing the weather in los angeles, but with the mexican food i had for breakfast somewhere in the denver area
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
jon hamm's been here, i knew it
June 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*sigh*

i was SO close, @eschatonblog.com

anyway, i genuinely thank you for your part in popularizing / critical discussion of the Westphall Hypothesis, which is technically part of the plot of DEVS (2020)
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
today's memo is dedicated to Bill Callahan's 2009 album Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
June 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
this is not explicitly Tightpussy-targeted propaganda fwiw, but
June 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
caves of qud
June 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
another ? for my "harm reduction guy" @britculpsapp.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
can't remember if i already posted this, but it's for @traceypooh.bsky.social and @margarita.bsky.social and i am slurrrrring my speech, but this seems appropriate to post here anyway?
June 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i finished my breakfast, so i am fully charged for posting. which i just did a bunch of.

anyway, i'm gonna go find a local dog to talk to, and maybe frolic in some grass. Ken Thompson's Reflections on Trusting Trust is a great read! maybe i'll get to converse with him one day. we'll see!
June 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i really don't know if Mara's context involves the same mathematical concept i am using here (Proof of Laundry) but i am, uhh, extremely pleased her Wardrobe Person chose purple this time
June 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
oh good, it looks like at least one bug i've run into has been fixed by the bsky team! (not to be confused with your bzky team, which is also awesome, but doesn't work on the app i am using to message you, afaik)
June 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hopefully i can do all this from my phone, b/c i'm having trouble sitting still at my computer, especially if all i'm gonna do is sit down and transfer files that won't transcode properly for "technology reasons"
June 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i think this portal tech might be stable after all
June 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM