Two fresh Legendary Man-O-Wars spawning in and ramming me up the ass the moment I chip the hardest ship in all of AC's Colonial Saga games down to approximately 1/8 of its considearble, to put it lightly, HP pool.

It has never crossed my mind that it has been last-minute.

Oliver Queen has fallen on hard times, I see.

Thanks for the offer, but I feel like either my current one will carry me through whatever's going to happen or the cunts at the Russian agency will block all basic VPN protocols so it won't matter, which one I use.
And it's not like I can pay for whatever, what with the current banking restrictions

Got it in one.

That's cool, man, I have no issue with you taking yor time.

Fuck it, you got me. Why is that?

Also, porn.

I'm on the Internet. Why would I care about reasons and nuances? The Internet is for Being Big Mad.

Says the man who hasn't experienced the story in question.
I'm still mad about it.