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smoothballs420
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it's time for the percolator
porzingis is so fucking bad. get ready to learn brooklyn net, buddy
April 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
gonna see how much more media literate prestige HBO watchers are than gamers. ill guess "slightly more"
April 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
insanely impressive performance from celtics 4-6 guys. jt+jb+kp were 15/44 (1/12 3p). white+jrue+pp were 19/32 (14/22)
April 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
cavs > heat 5
celtics > magic 4
knicks > pistons 5
pacers > bucks 6
thunder > grizzlies 5
warriors > rockets 6
lakers > timberwolves 7
clippers > nuggets 7

cavs > pacers 6
celtics > knicks 5
clips > thunder 7
warriors > lakers 5

celtics > cavs 6
warriors > clips 7

celtics > warriors 6
April 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
play-in predictions:
magic > hawks
grizz > warriors

bulls > heat
kings > mavs

bulls > hawks
warriors > kings
April 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
adam silver wants the warriors in the playoffs so bad
April 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
jimmy fallon band of brothers jump scare
March 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
tatum gets the worst whistle for a superstar in the league yes i'm biased yes i'm mad
March 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
max strus you will never feel gods light
March 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
bar karaoke went crazy last night. girl did japanese Let It Go immediately followed by dude crushing Yonkers. we're so back.
February 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
remember when they made lil dicky famous? why did they do that
February 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
didn't want to watch industry insiders who aren't nearly as good at their jobs as they think they are pat themselves on the back, so i didn't watch the SNL thing.

and then the NBA all star game did this embarrassing "tribute to TNT"
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
knowledge is understanding that sublime isn't a good band. wisdom is listening to them anyway.
February 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the refball is fucking crazy rn. scott foster masterclass
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
please no more queta, joe
January 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Reposted by smoothballs420
how about Oh Hi Bro State and it's just dudes saying what's up to each other
November 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
love to eat a whole fish for dinner like a damn medieval baron
December 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
top tier namin' dudes session at the bar last night. shoutout to the bartender who just ignored half the bar to name early 2010s atlanta hawks
December 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
one of my favorite bits is pretending the cute names my sister in law calls my infant son on facetime are actually her nicknames for me and we're having an affair.

"hi mister delicious!"

"yo chill she's right here"
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
how about Oh Hi Bro State and it's just dudes saying what's up to each other
November 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
peanuts for a snack: salt of the earth, punch the clock, lunch pail behavior

cashews for a snack: decadent yet wholesome, a spontaneous treat

almonds for a snack: you hate yourself and crystals are the solution

walnuts for a snack: lunatic
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
November 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
for most of the last 2 celtics seasons my friends and i pick 1 correct score to wager on. we are yet to win. however, 4 times – including tonight – we have missed the score by exactly 1 basket.

the lesson is that god hates the Algo Boyz 😔
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
sorry to be a refs guy but celtics are getting fouled *every* time down
November 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM