Dave
@dwagner00.bsky.social
"Pornhub for Enterprise"?? 😳
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"Pornhub for Enterprise"?? 😳
Please tell us you said "I'm not angry, just disappointed"
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please tell us you said "I'm not angry, just disappointed"
yiybys (yes, in your back yard)
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
yiybys (yes, in your back yard)
"Yes, most people think murder is bad, but in the interest of impartiality..."
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Yes, most people think murder is bad, but in the interest of impartiality..."
Those aren't mutually exclusive 👍
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Those aren't mutually exclusive 👍
it only counts if the wedding is done while wild swimming
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
it only counts if the wedding is done while wild swimming
Achieved that last February, it's not all bad ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Achieved that last February, it's not all bad ☺️
Democracy is great until the great proletariat vote the wrong way.
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Democracy is great until the great proletariat vote the wrong way.
I had a great idea (that my kids buy me), until I read the last part 🤷♂️😄
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I had a great idea (that my kids buy me), until I read the last part 🤷♂️😄
Managed £4.10, plus half a mars bar, and an old rusty key that Mick says might be for a lockbox with £25m in it, although he can't remember, but thinks it could be in Dorset somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Managed £4.10, plus half a mars bar, and an old rusty key that Mick says might be for a lockbox with £25m in it, although he can't remember, but thinks it could be in Dorset somewhere.
I'm at the pub, I can organize a whip-round for you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm at the pub, I can organize a whip-round for you.
Does it come complete with crack?
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Does it come complete with crack?
Judging based on his western religious views, is pretty much Kruger's entire modus operandi.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Judging based on his western religious views, is pretty much Kruger's entire modus operandi.
A group of us have an outside table on Thursday at 9:30am for a beaujolais nouveau breakfast 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A group of us have an outside table on Thursday at 9:30am for a beaujolais nouveau breakfast 🥶
Doesn't empirical evidence suggest that he likely would? 🤔🤮
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Doesn't empirical evidence suggest that he likely would? 🤔🤮
A long time ago, I changed all my legal documents (passport, driving licence, etc.) to "Dave" and have used that as my legal name ever since.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A long time ago, I changed all my legal documents (passport, driving licence, etc.) to "Dave" and have used that as my legal name ever since.
"Natural order" as measured by hours of wild swimming, no doubt.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"Natural order" as measured by hours of wild swimming, no doubt.
Queens have two birthdays 🎉
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Queens have two birthdays 🎉
Tbh, the Vatican would be a great place for a goth wedding.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tbh, the Vatican would be a great place for a goth wedding.
Has he given up on Jezza?
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Has he given up on Jezza?
The important part is, apparently, that Harry and Meghan said a thing.
October 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The important part is, apparently, that Harry and Meghan said a thing.