DW
@dwillbanks.bsky.social
Watcher of old horror and bad sci-fi. Most likely to quote Star Wars/Marvel/Twister in any given conversation.
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@dwillbanks.bsky.social
· Aug 13
Bringing back this guy cause hurricane season is upon us.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Get several. Make sure the batteries are good. Keep your phone charged. Have some drinking water stashed.
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R.O. Blechman CBS Christmas Message (1966) youtu.be/MUWMjUjit_U?... via @YouTube
R.O. Blechman CBS Christmas Message (1966)
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December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
R.O. Blechman CBS Christmas Message (1966) youtu.be/MUWMjUjit_U?... via @YouTube
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She looked out. The profile of a demon lord decorated the city's skyline.
She sighed; did the pose. The goddess lifted her, transformed her into a magical girl.
She beat the demon into a pulp, then faced the harder battle: to return to her seventy-year old body, with aching knees and knuckles.
She sighed; did the pose. The goddess lifted her, transformed her into a magical girl.
She beat the demon into a pulp, then faced the harder battle: to return to her seventy-year old body, with aching knees and knuckles.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She looked out. The profile of a demon lord decorated the city's skyline.
She sighed; did the pose. The goddess lifted her, transformed her into a magical girl.
She beat the demon into a pulp, then faced the harder battle: to return to her seventy-year old body, with aching knees and knuckles.
She sighed; did the pose. The goddess lifted her, transformed her into a magical girl.
She beat the demon into a pulp, then faced the harder battle: to return to her seventy-year old body, with aching knees and knuckles.
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Things you should gift kids this holiday season:
- Age-appropriate toys
Things you should not gift kids:
- Weedwhackers
- Large aquatic animals
- Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone'
- Dirt
- Age-appropriate toys
Things you should not gift kids:
- Weedwhackers
- Large aquatic animals
- Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone'
- Dirt
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Things you should gift kids this holiday season:
- Age-appropriate toys
Things you should not gift kids:
- Weedwhackers
- Large aquatic animals
- Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone'
- Dirt
- Age-appropriate toys
Things you should not gift kids:
- Weedwhackers
- Large aquatic animals
- Most of the things Kevin turns into weapons in 'Home Alone'
- Dirt
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Reposting this for the morning crowd.
Hey I forgot to tell you that there's a new episode of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton today. "A Cure For Solastalgia" by @emlinden.bsky.social is available wherever you get your podcasts.
Links and stuff at wilwheaton.net/podcast
Links and stuff at wilwheaton.net/podcast
It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton
You may recognize Wil Wheaton’s name from his acting work in television shows like The Big Bang Theory, Leverage, and Star Trek: The Next Generation, or 1985’s timeless classic, Stand B…
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December 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reposting this for the morning crowd.
That’s not made by Lucasfilm…Working Girl
Made by Lucasfilm…Raiders of the Lost Ark
Made by Lucasfilm…Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That’s not made by Lucasfilm…Working Girl
Made by Lucasfilm…Raiders of the Lost Ark
Made by Lucasfilm…Raiders of the Lost Ark
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clause = 📝
claws = 🦞
Claus = 🎅🏻
claws = 🦞
Claus = 🎅🏻
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
clause = 📝
claws = 🦞
Claus = 🎅🏻
claws = 🦞
Claus = 🎅🏻
Yes it is
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yes it is
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Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
‘OK, who phasered the viewing screen AGAIN?’
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
‘OK, who phasered the viewing screen AGAIN?’
Nananananananana Batman #metvbatman
a man dressed as batman stands in front of a scope
ALT: a man dressed as batman stands in front of a scope
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nananananananana Batman #metvbatman
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody #svengoolie
three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
ALT: three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
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December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody #svengoolie
Duel next week! Hurray! #svengoolie
a man is driving a car down a desert road
ALT: a man is driving a car down a desert road
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December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Duel next week! Hurray! #svengoolie
And cue the happy ending music… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
And cue the happy ending music… #svengoolie
Guess they are going to have a find a new wedding venue #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Guess they are going to have a find a new wedding venue #svengoolie
I miss something, or did she pass out again? #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I miss something, or did she pass out again? #svengoolie
I know I told here no bachelorette party - mom probably #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know I told here no bachelorette party - mom probably #svengoolie
They’re a well dressed bunch for a group chasing a mummy around town #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They’re a well dressed bunch for a group chasing a mummy around town #svengoolie
Dogs are barking off-screen and are therefore the smart ones in this film #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dogs are barking off-screen and are therefore the smart ones in this film #svengoolie
And now I want this movie #svengoolie
So, he's a weremummy? #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And now I want this movie #svengoolie
This being a Universal film, I’m fairly certain the moon is always full… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This being a Universal film, I’m fairly certain the moon is always full… #svengoolie
Dude, he’s a mummy. Pretty sure bullets don’t work. #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dude, he’s a mummy. Pretty sure bullets don’t work. #svengoolie
“Don’t look in the basement” is the name of my autobiography #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Don’t look in the basement” is the name of my autobiography #svengoolie
Scarily, add a tv and that could be a living room from 70s #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Scarily, add a tv and that could be a living room from 70s #svengoolie
…well, there were tana leaves and howling and this wrapped up guy wandering around. You know, a normal dig… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
…well, there were tana leaves and howling and this wrapped up guy wandering around. You know, a normal dig… #svengoolie