David Short
@dwshorty.bsky.social
Mossback born and raised. TBTL Ten. Gardener, occasional cynic, not a replicant. I do what my pets tell me.
He was all about his good ol’ boy network but would loudly honk about his CD connections when it suited him. He was Mr. Lip Service. Watch his public contributions post-mayoralty. They won’t amount to shit.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
He was all about his good ol’ boy network but would loudly honk about his CD connections when it suited him. He was Mr. Lip Service. Watch his public contributions post-mayoralty. They won’t amount to shit.
“I did so good, why didn’t they like me?” asked the man sitting in slippers and an untucked shirt in the living room of his 6,000 sq. ft. water view home.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“I did so good, why didn’t they like me?” asked the man sitting in slippers and an untucked shirt in the living room of his 6,000 sq. ft. water view home.
Spectacular! I’ve never seen that before
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Spectacular! I’ve never seen that before
They stand ready to serve
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
They stand ready to serve
don’t fumble the punt then
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
don’t fumble the punt then
I mean, what else would you wear
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I mean, what else would you wear
Thank fucking nonexistent God for Patty Murray. The leadership in this Washington helps me stay sane (sometimes)
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Thank fucking nonexistent God for Patty Murray. The leadership in this Washington helps me stay sane (sometimes)
The convenience is even easier now. Which I guess is why the convenience fees have shot up as well.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The convenience is even easier now. Which I guess is why the convenience fees have shot up as well.
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Good riddance to that classless fuck, to that mediocrity convinced of his greatness, to that pathetic misogynist straw-grabber
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Good riddance to that classless fuck, to that mediocrity convinced of his greatness, to that pathetic misogynist straw-grabber
I hope you turn these photos into a coffee table book one day
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I hope you turn these photos into a coffee table book one day
Stop stealing my life, my god
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Stop stealing my life, my god
Where was your endorsement, Moderation Man? Was it that cricket sound I heard?
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Where was your endorsement, Moderation Man? Was it that cricket sound I heard?
Jesus, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Fucking Christ.
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Jesus, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Fucking Christ.
You learn a lot about your mayor when he’s campaigning from the loserhole. And I can’t say any of it surprises me.
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You learn a lot about your mayor when he’s campaigning from the loserhole. And I can’t say any of it surprises me.
I’m glad that you got a substantial write up, but the back end of this piece still serves up a lot of Harrell talking points and speculation. It’ll be a miracle if they endorse you.
You’ll just have to kick his butt without their help!
You’ll just have to kick his butt without their help!
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m glad that you got a substantial write up, but the back end of this piece still serves up a lot of Harrell talking points and speculation. It’ll be a miracle if they endorse you.
You’ll just have to kick his butt without their help!
You’ll just have to kick his butt without their help!
I’d follow that man through the gates of hell. Then quickly step back and slam them shut.
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’d follow that man through the gates of hell. Then quickly step back and slam them shut.
Cool, good times, fuck him to the moon
June 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cool, good times, fuck him to the moon
I think I see the problem. That is not an actual salad.
May 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think I see the problem. That is not an actual salad.
Cool! I wonder if Scott Adam has any relation to Scott Adams?
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Cool! I wonder if Scott Adam has any relation to Scott Adams?
Shedeur Sanders gonna be the third-greatest QB in Ottawa Redblacks history, you wait and see
April 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Shedeur Sanders gonna be the third-greatest QB in Ottawa Redblacks history, you wait and see
…yyyyessss, that being completely the point.
March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
…yyyyessss, that being completely the point.