The Art of Being Dave
@dwtelford.bsky.social
Vegan | Essentialist | Storyteller | Author | Poet
No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
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https://goodreads.com/telforddw
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No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
#WritingCommunity #Poetry
https://goodreads.com/telforddw
https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
They're in a moldy full sized grave with Ivana's ashes.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They're in a moldy full sized grave with Ivana's ashes.
Rounding down, I'm going to say, a reasonable guess would be... All of them.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rounding down, I'm going to say, a reasonable guess would be... All of them.
Probably parody... probably. And yet still the closest thing to truth about these... what are they, people?... than we've heard from Kristi Garden Noem.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Probably parody... probably. And yet still the closest thing to truth about these... what are they, people?... than we've heard from Kristi Garden Noem.
I bet if you scan it like a bar code it will take you to Trump's Temu site where you can buy crypto, watches, hats, bad wine, and fake degrees in economics.
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I bet if you scan it like a bar code it will take you to Trump's Temu site where you can buy crypto, watches, hats, bad wine, and fake degrees in economics.
Why is my brain talking to you?
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why is my brain talking to you?
You could have stopped before the word "out".
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You could have stopped before the word "out".
I watched a rambling episode Palm Royale instead of the live broadcast and somehow it made more sense than he did.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I watched a rambling episode Palm Royale instead of the live broadcast and somehow it made more sense than he did.
He is not worth $600 billion. He has amassed that amount of money off the ignorance of others. He isn't even "worth" the $143.38 of chemicals that comprise his soulless body.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He is not worth $600 billion. He has amassed that amount of money off the ignorance of others. He isn't even "worth" the $143.38 of chemicals that comprise his soulless body.
Under the table
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Under the table
Not mutually exclusive
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not mutually exclusive
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
Not MAGA enough
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not MAGA enough
Watching this without any sound. Just watching body language. If I didn't already know that he was a douche, I would immediately say this guy is lying, trying to sell something fake, and a douche. Sometimes you don't need words to tell people who you are.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Watching this without any sound. Just watching body language. If I didn't already know that he was a douche, I would immediately say this guy is lying, trying to sell something fake, and a douche. Sometimes you don't need words to tell people who you are.
The operative word in this statement is "acting." And it wasn't an award-worthy performance.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The operative word in this statement is "acting." And it wasn't an award-worthy performance.
Go TO hell? She brings it with her wherever she goes.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Go TO hell? She brings it with her wherever she goes.
Fonts are DEIA? He had such promise until he fumbled that bottle of water. All downhill since then.
How about to restore the decorum and professionalism in the Department's written work you use proper grammar, neutral tone, and stop lying in print. That's probably the best first move.
How about to restore the decorum and professionalism in the Department's written work you use proper grammar, neutral tone, and stop lying in print. That's probably the best first move.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fonts are DEIA? He had such promise until he fumbled that bottle of water. All downhill since then.
How about to restore the decorum and professionalism in the Department's written work you use proper grammar, neutral tone, and stop lying in print. That's probably the best first move.
How about to restore the decorum and professionalism in the Department's written work you use proper grammar, neutral tone, and stop lying in print. That's probably the best first move.
Trump went to Penn. Attendance does not imply intelligence. And being stupid and being a shameless liar are not mutually exclusive. Look at the current cabinet.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trump went to Penn. Attendance does not imply intelligence. And being stupid and being a shameless liar are not mutually exclusive. Look at the current cabinet.