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dying-robot.bsky.social
a human, like you
@dying-robot.bsky.social
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you’re not my dad I don’t have to talk to you (pfp is not me)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 6h
so they’re kit bashing secret Hamas lairs? is one of them a Millennium Falcon model with Enterprise D nacels glued onto the sides?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 8h
but failing in the postseason is his one true passion
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 8h
it would! it would be nice!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 8h
obvious front for a crypto-mining operation
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t know why, but I am not okay with any of this
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
that’s what the perverts want, Morty
for a pretty woman to be mean to them
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
imagine if the news actually reported on how many people hate this shit
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
same reason god made me below average height
a me who could reach things on the top shelf without a step stool would be unstoppable
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
today’s album
album cover for Women in Music Pt. III by HAIM
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
I remember when the WS99 doc came out and Fred Durst immediately wiped his whole IG and posted a couple photos of him looking like a regular boring dad
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
keeping my powder dry
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 9h
okay, I read that like 4 times and still wasn’t sure if that was what you meant…if I googled my grandma and a stock photo popped up with her in it I really wouldn’t know what to think
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11h
wait, your grandma is in a stock photo?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 16h
the thing I think libs don’t realize about Gutfeld! is that while it’s a popular “late-night comedy show” it’s not “funny” in a way that that normal humans would use that word and is instead watched by the captive Fox audience who treats it like just another “news” shows
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17h
this dude is evil, but he’s also really bad at talking to the media
like he clearly doesn’t think about *anything* he might say before he goes out there to answer questions
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17h
every time this guy starts talking there should be a group of hecklers nearby to start yelling “no! nope!” over him
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17h
mayo has a flavor…it tastes like mayo
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 17h
y’know Jesus had a whole thing about how actually it’s bad to pray performatively and he was just talking about in front of a crowd, never mind recording it to post on social media
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 17h
This entire administration is merely for show.
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 18h
yeah, but what about the time Ken Jennings absolutely bodied you
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus wouldn’t want me to look at a woman’s aura unless we’re married
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
no joke I think you’re just going to drive yourself mad most of the time
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
4 hours a day is too many hours to be talking into a microphone
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
I want them to be punished for all the horrible things they’re doing, but I would never wish Kid Rock’s music on even the worst of them
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
I’m seeing SEVERAL bangers there
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 1d
there’s no way any of these people actually listen to Kid Rock, right? like when he’s around and asks how they like his new track they just lie and say it’s great?
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