actually crying so bad at the creeper in the background

what tha frog

shut up GOD, im a fuckin mess, i thought of all people you would know this

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

will my death be bee-related or balm-related

if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here