clea dessendre shady facts
@dykeolsen.bsky.social
i’m journaling pls don’t interact (mj, 32, lesbian)
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one of my fav things is coming here and pretending i have fans when i don’t even have 10 followers
blessed evening!
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
blessed evening!
i don't even want kids but i would let halsey impregnate me
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i don't even want kids but i would let halsey impregnate me
need that expeditiously
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
#clairobscurexpedition33 #expedition33 #VPRepost #VPsupport #VirtualPhotography
#clairobscurexpedition33 #expedition33 #VPRepost #VPsupport #VirtualPhotography
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
need that expeditiously
what else is going on
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
what else is going on
what's up dykes i've been consulting media in a very normal way. (started death stranding 2 on new years and have 100+ hours in game without having finished the story cos i physically can't get the platinum trophy if i do that like what's the point in even playing when i already know how it ends)
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
what's up dykes i've been consulting media in a very normal way. (started death stranding 2 on new years and have 100+ hours in game without having finished the story cos i physically can't get the platinum trophy if i do that like what's the point in even playing when i already know how it ends)
that forehead is SENDING me
Cate Blanchett will reprise her role as Hiccup’s mother Valka for the live-action adaptation of ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2.’
(via @TheInSneider on X)
(via @TheInSneider on X)
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
that forehead is SENDING me
love it when i make a casual joke that isn't even that funny and people around me start pissing themselves
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
love it when i make a casual joke that isn't even that funny and people around me start pissing themselves
i really can't be normal about anything like
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
i really can't be normal about anything like
gatekeeping clea and lune so hard i haven't tweeted or posted on tumblr in a month no one gets them like i do
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
gatekeeping clea and lune so hard i haven't tweeted or posted on tumblr in a month no one gets them like i do
i'm still here btw get ready for some deranged takes
guys idk what to tell you i feel like i’m going insane no one gaf about clea/lune send help
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
i'm still here btw get ready for some deranged takes
should not have started the verso's draft update in ng+ this nigga osquio has a health bar similar to simon's....... yesterday i made it to his second phase for the first time. only took me 12 hours. they really said here damn! spend another 200 hours learning combos
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
should not have started the verso's draft update in ng+ this nigga osquio has a health bar similar to simon's....... yesterday i made it to his second phase for the first time. only took me 12 hours. they really said here damn! spend another 200 hours learning combos
rue rue :(
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
rue rue :(
rip dykejohansson you can find her on that cursed bird app if ur looking for her we rolling with dykeolsen now idk
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
rip dykejohansson you can find her on that cursed bird app if ur looking for her we rolling with dykeolsen now idk
one day i’m gonna finish this fic and when i do a lot of you will be scared
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
one day i’m gonna finish this fic and when i do a lot of you will be scared
jorjust
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
jorjust
guys idk what to tell you i feel like i’m going insane no one gaf about clea/lune send help
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guys idk what to tell you i feel like i’m going insane no one gaf about clea/lune send help
who else up thinking about clea crying during sex
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
who else up thinking about clea crying during sex
one of my fav things is coming here and pretending i have fans when i don’t even have 10 followers
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
one of my fav things is coming here and pretending i have fans when i don’t even have 10 followers
this new young miko album is so good i wish latinas were real
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
this new young miko album is so good i wish latinas were real
am i gonna give lune a mommy kink in this fic or am i gonna be normal about these two fictional women who have fucked several times in my head already
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
am i gonna give lune a mommy kink in this fic or am i gonna be normal about these two fictional women who have fucked several times in my head already
i know she’s not real but i’ll literally suck lune’s toes cos why is she floating around the continent barefoot like don’t give me ideas
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
i know she’s not real but i’ll literally suck lune’s toes cos why is she floating around the continent barefoot like don’t give me ideas
britt lower emmy nom is killing me i need her to lose. my chances of fucking her are already close to zero and they’re only getting slimmer with every award she wins
July 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
britt lower emmy nom is killing me i need her to lose. my chances of fucking her are already close to zero and they’re only getting slimmer with every award she wins
i come here once a month to say something out of pocket then dip again
June 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i come here once a month to say something out of pocket then dip again
britt lower turning 40 this year is driving me up the walls making me gnaw at the bars of my enclosure sending me into a state of insanity that requires me to be tied to a tree so i don’t hurt myself and others etc.
June 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
britt lower turning 40 this year is driving me up the walls making me gnaw at the bars of my enclosure sending me into a state of insanity that requires me to be tied to a tree so i don’t hurt myself and others etc.