he just designated the current Venezuelan government and military as foreign terrorists less than an hour ago, this is totally it and i think he ended up being just barely cunning enough to convince his boss. i bet "303 billion barrels" and "Machado called for a coup" made the big guy say yes today

i absolutely would buy into this one, it checks out

like if none of these people had been allowed enough money to buy 1984 or Ayn Rand or LotR as small children i think they'd just be stuck explaining why Thanos technically had a good idea to weirded-out women at the bar and millions would still be alive

my actual conspiracy theory is that disordered/lead-poisoned Gen Xers, Millenials, and a few Boomers consumed so much sci-fi and fantasy media that the "Dr Kill Everybody was actually Right" edgy facebook posts turned into the Kill Everybody Act sponsored by Dr Kill Everybody LLC (Cupertino)

oh we're still here

what an odd thing to say about a lady mere posts after "adults fucking teenagers is just... nature. just nature 🥰"

did i hit a nerve or did you hit the bottom of
your hole

and i just found my family's old DVD-VCR too ... look out every thrift store movie section in the city, mama's coming

wow i haven't seen that in at least fifteen years and it was like barely hanging off the lower edge of my memory by now. i need to find it

tim i know you think doubling down makes you look like a cool underdog but it's gross and embarassing

nineties marisa tomei the paper? randy newman's "make up your mind" the paper??

i'm alright you're doing it nice and deep on your own

live photo of you posting through it

ma your line was just "austria allows teenagers who are mature enough to vote in general elections" ...

should have been called ethnic cleansing propaganda months ago

haha yeah but line goes back up tomorrow just like the sun right

that's probably why the babies hate him. huuuge piece of shit