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Dylan Jarman
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In every recent interview, you failed to "rule out" regime change in Venezuela, you fucking coward. Resign.
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I teach Junior High, which means I flatline at 8pm every night; I wake up to an alarm at 5am, but have several phases (I kid you not), where I move from less light to more light over the course of about an hour (dark, to night light, to lamp, etc). I take a shower immediately, and I'm golden.
August 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
no surprise to see Shrek on the list
July 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
imagine writing for the paper that put out the initial story
July 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm reading subtitles in GTA IV - respect the classics!
May 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What a coincidence! You say you care about combatting antisemitism, but it turns out you're mostly interested in ignoring an active genocide
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There isn't a single thing I'd ask Ezra Klein, except maybe to ask him to go away
May 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Exactly why your comment sections get lit up like a Christmas tree every time you post: you ain't it. Get out of the way.
May 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Warren reads Dayen? Okay, okay I see you Liz
May 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
... she's a senator; the Senate is one chamber of Congress
May 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Every week, I'll be shamelessly peddling CIA-vetted spin on headlines in order to avoid identifying oligarchs as those responsible for widespread immiseration."
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I most certainly won't; if I hear you say "Alpha Energy" to defend your cowardice in defending vulnerable populations one more time, I'll hurl. What a joke.
May 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Am I misreading the Black Codes passed in Mississippi 1865 that explicitly establish convict leasing *before* the 13th was ratified?
May 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Relieved not to see my loser Gov. Newsom invited; maybe Charlie Kirk will have him on 👎
April 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Chuck Schumer rallied support for the Republican CR that made *ALL* of this possible, then has the nerve to pay interns to make posts (without punctuation) feigning opposition. Resign, loser. Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You rallied support for the CR, Chuck. You did this. You had the leverage, and you gave it away. You're a coward, and a chronic loser. Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Using every word imaginable besides "oligarch" because his donors don't like it. You're part of the problem, Chuck. Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Too little, too late. Get out of the way, Chuck. Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Quite a coincidence that the worst President of my lifetime coincides with the weakest Senate Minority Leader of my lifetime, but here we are. Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey, at least you ended these sentences with "." this time. You approved the CR, Chuck, this is on you.
April 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM