Dylan Thomas Kinney
@dylankinney.bsky.social
Father to three, husband to one. Improv comedian, geek, and aspiring YA Fantasy writer.
FIFA gave me a medal for destroying the Death Star. It’s totally legit.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FIFA gave me a medal for destroying the Death Star. It’s totally legit.
FIFA just put me on the Jedi Council, but wouldn’t make me a Jedi Master.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
FIFA just put me on the Jedi Council, but wouldn’t make me a Jedi Master.
I’ll leave a glass of Schnapps out for him tonight!
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ll leave a glass of Schnapps out for him tonight!
I read a chapter a night to my wife before bed. With character voices, of course.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I read a chapter a night to my wife before bed. With character voices, of course.
I started re-reading Krampus on December 1st! A Yuletide tradition!
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I started re-reading Krampus on December 1st! A Yuletide tradition!
Hopefully it’ll turn out to be a dummymander after breaking up solidly Republican districts and making them more competitive.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hopefully it’ll turn out to be a dummymander after breaking up solidly Republican districts and making them more competitive.
Didn’t get a gift receipt. No returns or exchanges.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Didn’t get a gift receipt. No returns or exchanges.
I stand corrected!
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I stand corrected!
Pretty sure the CA redistricting was only supposed to go into effect if Texas’ plan did first.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pretty sure the CA redistricting was only supposed to go into effect if Texas’ plan did first.
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Watching the Great British Baking Show season finale?
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Watching the Great British Baking Show season finale?
As long as it’s not St. Louis style pizza. Then we’re in a hellscape.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
As long as it’s not St. Louis style pizza. Then we’re in a hellscape.
You must be making them nervous. Good job!
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You must be making them nervous. Good job!
ICE are all the people that the police academy rejected.
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ICE are all the people that the police academy rejected.
They couldn’t have mustard up an indictment that we could relish? I need to ketchup with the legal briefings that they lettuce see.
August 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They couldn’t have mustard up an indictment that we could relish? I need to ketchup with the legal briefings that they lettuce see.
Not enough typos to be a good Trump impersonation.
August 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Not enough typos to be a good Trump impersonation.
Wouldn’t running for Governor distract her from all the hard work she’s doing as a Sena… oh, wait…
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wouldn’t running for Governor distract her from all the hard work she’s doing as a Sena… oh, wait…
For his caddies to drop golf balls and practice his cheating?
July 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
For his caddies to drop golf balls and practice his cheating?
No, someone just returned all the extra golf balls that Trump cheated with.
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No, someone just returned all the extra golf balls that Trump cheated with.
You mean “of the FBI… ‘s budget”?
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You mean “of the FBI… ‘s budget”?
Abby Gazebo, Wannabe Hooker
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Abby Gazebo, Wannabe Hooker
It’s Schrodiger’s Bill. It’s both in the bill and not in the bill, until you actually open it up and read it.
July 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s Schrodiger’s Bill. It’s both in the bill and not in the bill, until you actually open it up and read it.