Dylan Parks
@dylanparks.bsky.social
Mountains, Music, Digital Media, Brands, Advertising & Whiskey. #Arsenal and Soccer on Weekends. Taos to NYC. ex-10+ year Twitter employee. Resist 👊
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Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I do
He’s outright just trolling us now…Trump Administration Moves to End New York’s Congestion Pricing Tolls www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/n...
Trump Administration Moves to End New York’s Congestion Pricing Tolls
President Trump had raised concerns that the new tolling program, the first of its kind in America, was drawing visitors and businesses away from Manhattan.
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He’s outright just trolling us now…Trump Administration Moves to End New York’s Congestion Pricing Tolls www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/n...
Dusting off this tshirt from round one with the don 👊
February 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dusting off this tshirt from round one with the don 👊
More of this please 🇲🇽
February 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
More of this please 🇲🇽
Run, don’t walk, to see the new Led Zeppelin documentary in theaters. Soooo good…
February 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Run, don’t walk, to see the new Led Zeppelin documentary in theaters. Soooo good…
Is he self serving, yes. Do I respect him, no not really. But Chris Christie is spot on in this interview with Jon Stewart on many things related both to Trump and the Democratic Party. Worth your time to listen… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Cons & Cons of Trump with Gov. Chris Christie
Podcast Episode · The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart · 01/30/2025 · 1h 14m
podcasts.apple.com
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is he self serving, yes. Do I respect him, no not really. But Chris Christie is spot on in this interview with Jon Stewart on many things related both to Trump and the Democratic Party. Worth your time to listen… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
All of these products just got 25% more expensive for US consumers 🤷♂️
January 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
All of these products just got 25% more expensive for US consumers 🤷♂️
Then they should be primaried.
The Democratic party is struggling to agree on a unified message of opposition with President Trump in office. Some of its lawmakers are even telling Republicans they want to work together.
Trump Leaves Democrats Dazed, With Some Willing to Work With Republicans
Locked out of power in Washington, the party is struggling to agree on a unified message of opposition. Some of its lawmakers are even telling Republicans they want to work together.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Then they should be primaried.
Fuck Michael Oliver
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fuck Michael Oliver
HaHaHaHaHa
Elon Musk in an email to X staff in January, per the WSJ.
“Our user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we’re barely breaking even”
“Our user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we’re barely breaking even”
Exclusive | Wall Street Banks Prepare to Sell Billions of Dollars of X Loans
Banks are hoping to sell the X debt at around 90 to 95 cents on the dollar.
www.wsj.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
HaHaHaHaHa
Any guesses on how many dem senators cave on Hegseth vote?
January 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Any guesses on how many dem senators cave on Hegseth vote?
Bravo Teen Vogue
When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
Read our op-ed here ⤵️
Read our op-ed here ⤵️
Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
www.teenvogue.com
January 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bravo Teen Vogue
Great, just great
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Great, just great
This 👇
A gentle reminder that your attention is a form of currency. Spend it wisely.
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This 👇
Agreed. No more excuses from reporters etc..
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Agreed. No more excuses from reporters etc..
Should be a new dawn for Punk Rock. Bring it on 👊
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Should be a new dawn for Punk Rock. Bring it on 👊
On TikTok ban, just got this from my 19yr old daughter 😢
January 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
On TikTok ban, just got this from my 19yr old daughter 😢
The ultimate grift
So Trump launched a meme coin on Friday night, just days before becoming President, and entities he controls retain 80% of the coin. And the coin passed a $9 billion market cap in just hours.
I just can't...
I just can't...
January 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The ultimate grift
This is wild
Bournemouth to Newcastle is the Premier League's longest road trip 🗺️
A 700-mile round journey, the two stadiums are roughly as far apart as Boston & Atlantic City—here is how the interval looks on a map of the USA 😯
A 700-mile round journey, the two stadiums are roughly as far apart as Boston & Atlantic City—here is how the interval looks on a map of the USA 😯
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This is wild
North London is RED #COYG
#Arsenal have won three consecutive league games against #Tottenham for the first time ever in the Premier League.
January 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
North London is RED #COYG