Dylan D.
@dylansea.bsky.social
i’m very good at colour and problems
Sometimes you have the opportunity to make a fashion choice that solidifies your status as a cool girl with great tits
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes you have the opportunity to make a fashion choice that solidifies your status as a cool girl with great tits
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merry Get A Group Of Friends Together And Discuss The Practicalities Of Harvesting Insulin From Humans-mas
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
merry Get A Group Of Friends Together And Discuss The Practicalities Of Harvesting Insulin From Humans-mas
Just two queers dressed up like they are going to the opera on an annual Christmas forest walk
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just two queers dressed up like they are going to the opera on an annual Christmas forest walk
YOOO @diarmid.bsky.social got me the ONLY copy of Twisters to ever exist on BluRay
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
YOOO @diarmid.bsky.social got me the ONLY copy of Twisters to ever exist on BluRay
Christmas can be hard but remember that you are a grownup who likely doesn't rely on your parents for your personal safety
You should make your own holiday magic
For me that means a real tree, open doors, too much food, and gifts that will make 2026 safer, warmer, and sweeter
You should make your own holiday magic
For me that means a real tree, open doors, too much food, and gifts that will make 2026 safer, warmer, and sweeter
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Christmas can be hard but remember that you are a grownup who likely doesn't rely on your parents for your personal safety
You should make your own holiday magic
For me that means a real tree, open doors, too much food, and gifts that will make 2026 safer, warmer, and sweeter
You should make your own holiday magic
For me that means a real tree, open doors, too much food, and gifts that will make 2026 safer, warmer, and sweeter
Reposted by Dylan D.
Some online forms are too important to fill out on your phone
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Some online forms are too important to fill out on your phone
Christmas Adam at a good bar pre gaming for mother in law Christmas at another good bar
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Christmas Adam at a good bar pre gaming for mother in law Christmas at another good bar
Rare vibe, only person at the office on Christmas Adam
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Rare vibe, only person at the office on Christmas Adam
Kicking my feet and Teehee-ing at the gym
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kicking my feet and Teehee-ing at the gym
Looks like we got a DBN on our hands (dead boy nap)
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looks like we got a DBN on our hands (dead boy nap)
Tablet making should be classified as an extreme Christmas sport
Cauldron of Molten Sugar is Overfull
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tablet making should be classified as an extreme Christmas sport
The perverse satisfaction of searching up a highly important YouTube video from a year ago only to find it has 253 views
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The perverse satisfaction of searching up a highly important YouTube video from a year ago only to find it has 253 views
Every weekend I am reminded of the fact that 17% of people regret having children & 72% of men and 54% of women regret getting married
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every weekend I am reminded of the fact that 17% of people regret having children & 72% of men and 54% of women regret getting married
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God I wish that were me.
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
God I wish that were me.
Everyone else packing to go visit family and I'm just here being gay at the gym
Make your own Christmas magic
Make your own Christmas magic
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everyone else packing to go visit family and I'm just here being gay at the gym
Make your own Christmas magic
Make your own Christmas magic
The wizard cast bones are noodles
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The wizard cast bones are noodles
This week is always hell and everyone always pretends it isn't
You are either incredibly burnt out or desperately waiting for the burnt out people to go on vacation and leave you alone
You are either incredibly burnt out or desperately waiting for the burnt out people to go on vacation and leave you alone
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This week is always hell and everyone always pretends it isn't
You are either incredibly burnt out or desperately waiting for the burnt out people to go on vacation and leave you alone
You are either incredibly burnt out or desperately waiting for the burnt out people to go on vacation and leave you alone
Diarmid is always telling me to tweet my crude bedtime ramblings because she loves me...but it really do sometimes just be me saying something like "i'm it's go away" and her laughing like a sugar high toddler
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Diarmid is always telling me to tweet my crude bedtime ramblings because she loves me...but it really do sometimes just be me saying something like "i'm it's go away" and her laughing like a sugar high toddler
Oh no you must mean my brother...Jeremy Fragrant
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh no you must mean my brother...Jeremy Fragrant
Diarmid was the bravest federally recognized woman today
Not only did I find the document across town and cut back across in record time. Not only did I get my fucking F, but I ALSO updated my birthplace from “Great Britain” to “Scotland”.
Briefly forgot that I Am Her. Chan eil fucking dona.
Briefly forgot that I Am Her. Chan eil fucking dona.
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Diarmid was the bravest federally recognized woman today
Diarmid and I go see this in theatres every year as part of our holiday tradition. You should join us on the solstice if you are in Toronto
Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Diarmid and I go see this in theatres every year as part of our holiday tradition. You should join us on the solstice if you are in Toronto
She's peeing in a dark place
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
She's peeing in a dark place
What a Garfield ass Monday
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What a Garfield ass Monday