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hell yeah thank you @stickr.shop
a bunch of 2-inch stickers within iridescent pouches, mainly logos for software and software tooling like Rust and Firefox. There's also a purple sticker of a donkey with a stickr.shop cap on
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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i think im gonna get the soup of the day
blackboard that says: "soup of the day toast matcha jam honey butter azuki butter cheese"
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Ah I felt like On's chart would be more accurate but who knows
shoe size chart showing UK 11.5, BR 44, EU 47, JP 30, US 12.
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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i mean look at this
screenshot of mathmatterstome.com. there's a clip art drawing of earth front and centre with countries labelled "motion", "people", "art", "color", "music", "percentages" and "time" in comic sans. there's a "m³t" logo. text around the earth reads, "life is a journey with Math as our companion", "math is pure imagination!!" and various videos playing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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creasing at how flavourless this meal deal is, peak brit taste palette
someone holding up salted crisps, tesco chicken triple sandwich (3 halves of chicken bréast sandwiches on wholemeal bread) and a chocolate high-protein milkshake, the predominant colour palette is beige.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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thanks for the great night @fnatic.com 🧡🖤
the fnatic valorant team standing and cheering in celebration on a stage
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
dylmye.me
Excuse me??
An email that starts with "Every 6-inch tells a story"
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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hahahaha you can't make this shit up
the email sent by jeremy corbyn to your party newsletter subscribers warning them to cancel the memberships, in gmail spam with the "Why is this message in spam?" warning. The email is titled "URGENT EMAIL TO ALL YOURPARTY.UK SUPPORTERS" like true spam
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
dylmye.me
see you there
Ticketmaster purchase confirmation
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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We are so cooked
Screenshot of how the chat page looks on Bluesky in the UK. "Age Assurance You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen. The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging."
July 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I think this competition was made for you @reckless.bsky.social
screenshot of an instagram story: a person decorated in Pagen Gifflar merch pointing to a party speaker, text overlaid saying "win 1 of 10 party speakers & merch!"
June 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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It's been a journey!! Here's to the next 11
Screenshot of an email from Proton dated October 2015.
May 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A screenshot of the YouTube comment section. "ayaaz" comments "FIRST!!". "grahamjohnson4702" replies: "Disqualified because you have not watched the video and commented on it's content, that is what this space is about it is not a competition area, so piss off. "
May 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Sure I'll give it a sca-AAAAAA
A store receipt with the text "Help us be the best - scan me!" and instead of a QR code, a group of horizontal lines
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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gotta thank twitch for reminding me to unfollow this nonce
imallexx twitch live notification
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
dylmye.me
I love that they couldn't find a pic of northernlion so there's just a sketch 😭
screenshot of northernlion's wiki page, in the infobox there's an amateur drawing (no offense) of him
April 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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i fought the law AND I WON
Email from Bee network: "Your refund request for £4.60 is now being processed back to your payment card ending ..."
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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why does james marriott not want my pound
February 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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@zoebread.bsky.social is now mainstream. time to unsubscribe
December 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
dylmye.me
Other than the 43% win rate I'm happy with this!! Thanks @valesportsna.riotgames.com
valorant persona card: "the dark horse: You bide your time, pick your battles, and strike from the shadows with lethal precision. You don't need to flex a rank to know the enemy team fears you."
December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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this is a real twitch survey 😭
"have you heard of the following military forces?" "How likely are you to do any of the following: consider a role in the royal navy, recommend the royal navy as a career to my friends"
November 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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idc how long I've been a fan of yours I'm not supporting this exploitative bullshit
tyler the creator vip packages for a gig
October 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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uber wtf is this captcha i just wanna eat
a captcha labelled "Click the arrows to sum the dice and match the number on the left. (1 of 20)". On the left is a number and on the right a number of dice, some with numbers and some with circular die faces
October 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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i love it when brands are so personal with me
screenshot of an email that begins with "Hi [FNAME]"
October 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM