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I don't believe I've complained about being unemployed and looking for work in a collapsing economy recently. So, I shall.

Dude, this is butt. This totally sucks ass. I hate it.
hire me
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I'll have 200 of these for sale NEXT WEEK
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"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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Beware of wieners and nerds potentially radicalizing.

A future Stephen Miller could be in your mathletics squad.

cc: @kibblesmith.com
Matheletes are all Fascist
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Monetize Your Depression sticker. $4.

You OWE it to yourself to get one... for your mental health.

square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
dynamoe.bsky.social
I'll have 200 of these for sale NEXT WEEK
dynamoe.bsky.social
"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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I am mailing eight people their stickers tomorrow.

I still have 50 more of these.
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If you're the impulsive type, you can PREORDER this sticker for delivery a month from now using this link.

square.link/u/BFQkzE6U

(postage included)
stop forcing AI Into every fucking thing
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If you want to know how DEEPLY stupid the belief in "Med Beds" goes, listen to this episode of the F+ podcast reading the websites of "Tesla Bio Healing."

For people so afraid of death they believe their bed is 𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚐̶𝚒̶𝚌̶"quantum."

thefpl.us/episode/387
MED BED: The Bed That Treats
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didn't say I'd answer.
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I'm in the airport. AMA
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you express the intention for it to be clean, and the universe cleans it.
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this episode cheers me up. I think because the scam is so transparent.
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Mid century Autumn logos. Designers listed in comments.
instagram.com/p/CjDQgg9q5AB/
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doing the laundry without electricity?
an old timey washboard
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this is episode is very funny, too, in how overt the scam is.

Upload a picture of your bed to their website and it becomes quantumly entangled with... health? healing?

Don't get me started on Dr. Kesha's Pain Pen.
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I'm a shadowy cat for Halloween, but I still offer CATS READING BOOKS for $50.

Pick a cat— maybe YOUR cat— pick a book— maybe a book you wrote or maybe your favorite read— and I draw you the digital illustration like these—
www.behance.net/gallery/2291...

DM me for info! Boooooo! I'm a spooky cat!
tuxedo cat reading Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by TS Eliot Siamese cat reading FEAR AND TREMBLING by Søren Kierkegaard GHOST SKELETON CAT reading Pet Sematary by STEPHEN KING Orange tabby reading A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole.
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If you want to know how DEEPLY stupid the belief in "Med Beds" goes, listen to this episode of the F+ podcast reading the websites of "Tesla Bio Healing."

For people so afraid of death they believe their bed is 𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚐̶𝚒̶𝚌̶"quantum."

thefpl.us/episode/387
MED BED: The Bed That Treats
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Known for his unforgiving and often critical depictions of German society during the Weimar Republic, this self-portrait by Otto Dix (1912) pays homage to the work of the Italian Old Masters - the carnation was a popular motif in northern Italian Renaissance painting.
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I saw this Python infographic poster in a shop

Can Python be redeemed now that it's fallen from the US geek canon?

(It is mentioned as being in the geek canon in a geek canon Simpsons episode, but that's from 30+ years ago.)

curiouscharts.com/products/spa...
The Complete Monty Python Chart
RUN AWAY!!! But before you do, treat a fellow Python fan to this laugh-out-loud Complete Monty Python wall chart. Gleefully researched by The Curious Charts team (big fans of Python), it's as fun as t...
curiouscharts.com
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I just ordered 200 more of these. I'll have them in 10 days.

"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

Chicagoans - contact me- $1 for you
dynamoe.bsky.social
"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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LUV-2-SEE
Nested Ls interlock carved in STONE
"HILL" CARVED IN STONE
dynamoe.bsky.social
Beware of wieners and nerds potentially radicalizing.

A future Stephen Miller could be in your mathletics squad.

cc: @kibblesmith.com
Matheletes are all Fascist