Instead of the Pulitzers they could be like “The HP Lovecraft award for being scared of the Irish goes to-“

Virginia resident here — from now on I will respond to every single fundraising message from these idiots with “it’s a bit premature”

In this octagon we believe that women’s rights are human rights

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

I get why Obama seems to have affection for Zohran and it’s not just that they’re both charismatic, it’s that they both understood as part of their political project that projecting personal decency is something that there is a deep yearning for

He would genuinely be so much more excited to meet Grimace than he would have been to meet Nelson Mandela

I’ve had a Target card since 2002 and probably spent thousands a year there as my primary shopping point — cut the card in February and I’ll never go back.

I am so very, very disappointed in you. We Virginians know the stunt you and Warner just pulled, you will BOTH get primaried, and screw BOTH of you cowards. You’re no better than Manchian.