Your standards are fair and valid but way too high for the world we live in, unfortunately

I'm really enjoying the whole banana republic vibe. And to think that I once believed that this sort of thing couldn't happen in the USA

Or Forrest Gump

Obviously he's never watched Sling Blade

We'll see some heavily redacted portions of them, maybe

I'm in my forties and have Canadian friends of my same vintage that intermingle still. Ontario probably suffers from imperial and Fahrenheit wandering in from Michigan and New York lol

Thank you for the clarification! I assumed that it was Celsius but being a Canada adjacent American I also know that Canadians tend to use a bit of a hodge podge of measurement systems so I had to double check

Is that -24 Celsius or -24 Fahrenheit? Very cold either way but inquiring minds want to know lol

*facepalm*

The level of awkwardness that will unfold at kitchen tables across the country if they drop on thanksgiving has the potential to be epic