Kyne and Kyne Again
@dyrelyre.bsky.social
“ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴɪᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴏɴᴇs ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏɴᴇs.”
25 | Transmasc | Bisexual | He/They | Yapper 💯 | Give 'em the Hawk Tua (FFXIV) spit on that thang (Au Ras).
25 | Transmasc | Bisexual | He/They | Yapper 💯 | Give 'em the Hawk Tua (FFXIV) spit on that thang (Au Ras).
Absolutely bonkers. I'm out.
October 8, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Absolutely bonkers. I'm out.
He said he has Prostate Cancer - but knowing him, he probably just ✨shat too hard✨
//im sorry w h a t
Not my lil bro going to the ER, texting me that he has Prostate Cancer.
October 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM
He said he has Prostate Cancer - but knowing him, he probably just ✨shat too hard✨
Not my lil bro going to the ER, texting me that he has Prostate Cancer.
October 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Not my lil bro going to the ER, texting me that he has Prostate Cancer.
Also this is like two dAYS LATE BUT SHE CAME HOME WITH LASAGNA TODAY BC APPARENTLY MY BROTHER WAS HUNGRY FOR IT?
//fuck around and find out, see how far those limits go.
You think if I say: I want lasagna for dinner with garlic bread/sticks she'll just,,,,, come home from shopping with it?
October 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Also this is like two dAYS LATE BUT SHE CAME HOME WITH LASAGNA TODAY BC APPARENTLY MY BROTHER WAS HUNGRY FOR IT?
Time to move away.
October 4, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Time to move away.
I give you a pizza instead.
//give me energy or give me death.
October 4, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I give you a pizza instead.
D, help me. I am... In agony
October 3, 2024 at 6:51 AM
D, help me. I am... In agony
Somewhere Dolos is hunched over, gripping the sheets in tears with an inextricable pain in his lower back + abdomen.
October 3, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Somewhere Dolos is hunched over, gripping the sheets in tears with an inextricable pain in his lower back + abdomen.
Not alone blues coming on. I'm krilling myself.
October 3, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Not alone blues coming on. I'm krilling myself.
This is a sign enough for me to become a celibate man who resides away from all mankind atop a mountain reciting mantras all day, every day until I become fabulously bald.
October 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
This is a sign enough for me to become a celibate man who resides away from all mankind atop a mountain reciting mantras all day, every day until I become fabulously bald.
Negative infinity aura here.
October 3, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Negative infinity aura here.
I will never try to flirt with anyone again.
October 3, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I will never try to flirt with anyone again.
You ever try to flirt with a guy and it ends so horribly that he just vanishes, please, im
October 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
You ever try to flirt with a guy and it ends so horribly that he just vanishes, please, im
You think if I say: I want lasagna for dinner with garlic bread/sticks she'll just,,,,, come home from shopping with it?
//yeah no fuck that, that's some mind reading witch shit
Bro, she wasn't around for EITHER of these bc
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
October 2, 2024 at 8:52 PM
You think if I say: I want lasagna for dinner with garlic bread/sticks she'll just,,,,, come home from shopping with it?
Bro, she wasn't around for EITHER of these bc
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
//𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.
October 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Bro, she wasn't around for EITHER of these bc
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
You say that but the other night I was at the gas station and was joking about wanting nutter butters - not even a day later she comes home with a package of them (she didn't even know I liked them) and no one's eaten any.
October 2, 2024 at 8:41 PM
You say that but the other night I was at the gas station and was joking about wanting nutter butters - not even a day later she comes home with a package of them (she didn't even know I liked them) and no one's eaten any.
Parental intuition is insane
Tell me why i was literally just talking about charcuterie and she appears with bougie meats, cheeses, and these little pita chips(?)
Tell me why i was literally just talking about charcuterie and she appears with bougie meats, cheeses, and these little pita chips(?)
October 2, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Parental intuition is insane
Tell me why i was literally just talking about charcuterie and she appears with bougie meats, cheeses, and these little pita chips(?)
Tell me why i was literally just talking about charcuterie and she appears with bougie meats, cheeses, and these little pita chips(?)
D, that sounds like a charcuterie board—
October 2, 2024 at 4:05 PM
D, that sounds like a charcuterie board—
He sent me new songs to listen to :D
October 1, 2024 at 5:48 AM
He sent me new songs to listen to :D
Husband husband husband husband husband (collapses)
September 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Husband husband husband husband husband (collapses)
Omg he's online
September 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Omg he's online
Wow it's warm.
September 30, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Wow it's warm.
Damn him for having a routine schedule. I lament it as sorely as I would his continuous absence.
September 30, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Damn him for having a routine schedule. I lament it as sorely as I would his continuous absence.
The big thought tonight is merel: why my fucking Husband is NEVER online with me.
September 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
The big thought tonight is merel: why my fucking Husband is NEVER online with me.
I am just a lil drunk.
September 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I am just a lil drunk.