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dysplektia
@dysplektia.bsky.social
English bookworm with a gadget fixation.
Enjoys sci-fi, fantasy, short poetry, crochet, or any combination thereof. She/Her.
Variable hair colour.
Kind of short.
Middle Child Energy.
ReadingGoals2025

Target? One Hundred
My actual? Sixty Three.
AO3 Wrapped …?. Uhmmmm

#haiku #Day364 #ReadingGoals2025 #DontAsk
(Edited 15:31 via @skeetsapp.com)
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
executive_dysfunction

disconnected, I
wanting, needing. not doing.
an endless countdown…

#haiku #Day305 #executive_dysfunction
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
ShoppingForOne

Four hundred gram loaf.
doll house micro slices. This
Sandwich is too small.

#haiku #Day280 #ShoppingForOne
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
UnexpectedSubstitute

When I order pop,
please do not give me milkshakes
Not thirst quenching! Ugh!

#haiku #Day233 #UnexpectedSubstitute
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
SundayAfternoon

Time drags yet races,
Everything is closed. Monday
looming ever near.

#haiku #Day229 #SundayAfternoon
August 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
TinyBookshop

No! What have I done?
hooked upon this cozy game.
Book recs for seagulls.

#haiku #Day227 #TinyBookshop
August 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Humidititties

Leather couch? Good plan.
Practical. Unless humid.
Slowly peeling self.

#haiku #Day197 #Humidititties
July 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
WellDoneBacon

When I say well done,
I mean crispy. What is THIS?
Pink, limp, chargrilled lines….

#haiku #Day195 #WellDoneBacon
July 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Uncertainty

Opens : Eleven
I booked the table for ten.
website shows me lies!

#haiku #Day192 #Uncertainty
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
SummerWeather

Only summertime
triggers my longing for rain.
Elsewhen? No thank you.

#haiku #Day191 #SummerWeather
July 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
persistence

my resolutions
did not last until april.
next years target : May

#haiku #Day127 #persistence
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thalassophilia

I, drawn to the sea
comforted by its wildness
where waves beat at shore

#haiku #Day59 #Thalassophilia
February 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
WholeNewWorld

Varifocals soon
loom on the horizon. I
have reached ‘that age’ now

#haiku #Day57 #WholeNewWorld
February 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
TechnicallyRealPlants

Technicality:
Lego plants once sugarcane.
my black thumb is Green!

#haiku #Day52 #TechnicallyRealPlants
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Adulting.Ugh

I booked appointments.
Spoke to real people. Help Me.
Adulted too much.

#haiku #Day51 #Adulting.Ugh
February 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The M Word

I never could get,
The hang of Mondays. Least fair,
Foulest betrayer.

#haiku #Day48 #The M Word
February 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Brrrrr

Heating or Oodie?
No brainer. Warm house is nice
Oodie has pockets

#haiku #Day46 #Brrrrr
February 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
NovemberEver

The months are named, but,
Grey, and chill. Unending drear.
The Sun forgotten.

#haiku #Day43 #NovemberEver
February 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
ToTheSeaToTheSea

White gulls are crying,
feral and fetid. A-wing
as i guard my chips.

#haiku #Day40 #ToTheSeaToTheSea
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
interludinal

saturday mornings,
pub. sister. breakfast. card games.
a weekly respite.

#haiku #Day39 #interludinal
February 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
StareIntoTheWaves

the crashing of waves
and my brainwave frequency,
frequently align.

#haiku #Day38 #StareIntoTheWaves
February 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
LazyDay

I have done nothing:
Careful plans slip slid away.
Pages turn. Tea cools.

#haiku #Day37 #LazyDay
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NotASpringChicken

“Is it time for bed?”
I ask myself, as I pour
My morning coffee.

#haiku #Day36 #NotASpringChicken
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
ReadingSnob

Thus year, I have read
Two point three million words.
And also six books.

#haiku #Day31 #ReadingSnob
February 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
ADHDPlanner

ADHD? No.
This planner won’t change my life…
(But the stickers might)

#haiku #Day32 #ADHDPlanner
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM