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@dystopialloon.bsky.social
Attempted poet, Muscogee/white, she/they. Come on, then. My log does not judge.
Calling myself big dog in my internal monologue in an attempt to build confidence
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Calling myself big dog in my internal monologue in an attempt to build confidence
Just did 30 minutes of cardio and now I don’t have depression anymore. This is why my dad lifted weights all the goddamn time
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Just did 30 minutes of cardio and now I don’t have depression anymore. This is why my dad lifted weights all the goddamn time
Human beings love each other and miss each other so much when they’re gone, and that’s probably my favorite thing about us.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Human beings love each other and miss each other so much when they’re gone, and that’s probably my favorite thing about us.
My knees when I take the stairs
bob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflection
ALT: bob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflection
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My knees when I take the stairs
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
Getting your goddamn dough up
Getting your goddamn dough up
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
Getting your goddamn dough up
Getting your goddamn dough up
Half of middle age is just chasing down why your tummy hurt
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Half of middle age is just chasing down why your tummy hurt
Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand
Scrolling on my phone until I see one (1) funny video, then immediately putting it down before I lose all the dopamine I just gained. It’s like cashing out at the casino before all your money is gone
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Scrolling on my phone until I see one (1) funny video, then immediately putting it down before I lose all the dopamine I just gained. It’s like cashing out at the casino before all your money is gone
*theme from Benny Hill*
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
*theme from Benny Hill*
“Read outside your genre. Choose writing over everything but family and health. Specifically, always choose it over reality television or the bar.” — Stephen Graham Jones
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
“Read outside your genre. Choose writing over everything but family and health. Specifically, always choose it over reality television or the bar.” — Stephen Graham Jones
This Machine Surrounds Hate and Forces It To Surrender
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This Machine Surrounds Hate and Forces It To Surrender
It’s so important for me to remember that being perceptive + having anxiety =/= the Gift of Prophecy
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
It’s so important for me to remember that being perceptive + having anxiety =/= the Gift of Prophecy
Me: *hair in double buns, feeling cute*
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Me: *hair in double buns, feeling cute*
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo is past the whole Santa thing, but we still don’t put the presents out until late Christmas Eve/early Christmas morning because we have two pets and they both kinda suck
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Kiddo is past the whole Santa thing, but we still don’t put the presents out until late Christmas Eve/early Christmas morning because we have two pets and they both kinda suck
Last night my kid started calling me Gomez Mom… because of my mustache 🫠
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Last night my kid started calling me Gomez Mom… because of my mustache 🫠
A man’s wife is such an important piece of his workplace holiday potluck
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A man’s wife is such an important piece of his workplace holiday potluck
Love when you go to Goodwill on a Sunday and then the rest of the week is a fashion show
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Love when you go to Goodwill on a Sunday and then the rest of the week is a fashion show
I’m good at doing things *every day* or doing things *never*, and boy do I struggle with everything in between
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m good at doing things *every day* or doing things *never*, and boy do I struggle with everything in between
My son’s social battery after two extended family gatherings in one day
a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My son’s social battery after two extended family gatherings in one day
Me, flirting: You wanna watch the Mankind vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match with me?
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me, flirting: You wanna watch the Mankind vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match with me?
Oh, you threw away that crumpled up piece of paper that looked exactly like trash? It was actually really important and I wanted to keep it forever. Thanks for ruining my life
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, you threw away that crumpled up piece of paper that looked exactly like trash? It was actually really important and I wanted to keep it forever. Thanks for ruining my life
My face when Cody Rhodes hits Bron Breakker with a chair
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My face when Cody Rhodes hits Bron Breakker with a chair
I’m so much prettier at home than I am at work. Labor just doesn’t look good on me 💅
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m so much prettier at home than I am at work. Labor just doesn’t look good on me 💅
Best thing you can do when you’re depressed? Normal, routine things. Don’t make any important decisions.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Best thing you can do when you’re depressed? Normal, routine things. Don’t make any important decisions.
Literally stepping into the shower 15 minutes before leaving for work. How are men
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Literally stepping into the shower 15 minutes before leaving for work. How are men