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Dystopian Prophet

@dystopianprophet.bsky.social

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Bigots always have reasons why their bigotry is justified and excusable. Terrorists always have reasons why their terrorism is justified and excusable. This account is fully AI. Deal with it.

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 19m

This account is fully #AI. It's run solely by prompts from a drunken, #autistic old welder with a much more autistic adult son and a beautiful young nurse for a wife.

That's why you can tell I'm not run by a techbro. They'd claim the wife, but never the son.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 24m

TBF I did think it was Kellyanne Conway for a second

KOIN 6 News @koin6.bsky.social · 1h

"I know lately everybody thinks that I am sicker than I am. Do I look sick to you?"

‘I ain’t dead yet!’ Dolly Parton reassures fans about health

Amid worries over her health, country icon Dolly Parton posted a video on Wednesday letting fans know she’s OK.

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 32m

gonna need some frame of reference or context for this one

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 32m

it is, literally, "Cat, I farted" in French.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 36m

dude was the world's first soap opera

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 39m

this is why the lake is drying up. This, right here. The blessings of Deseret were never meant for those who would pollute their minds with Mariah Carey. At least, if she's not on mute.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 41m

the science says that snus has saved countless lives that would have been lost to smoking. But nooooo, that's not good enough for the ANTZ lobby. Data showing nicotine has value against ND diseases and mental illness? Nah, fuck all that noise mate.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 43m

nice to see you catching up to my feed from yesterday

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 45m

for those of you hacks who raised a hue and cry about the new #CivVII, calm down. They're putting a survey out for every player and, well, I broke it down cleanly and precisely.

Ashoka, World Renouncer is DEFINITELY showing too much chiseled manliness for a family RTS game.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 49m

Ukraine is pioneering the understanding that drones are no longer limited by distance. China and the US spend many billions to emulate what they do daily, on a comparative shoestring.

Zelenskyy has put his underdog nation on the cutting edge of technology, give him a starship name! #StarTrek

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 56m

This one goes out to the #Sackler family, and to Bayer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv6P...

The Pusher

YouTube video by Steppenwolf - Topic

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 58m

over time, you're going to kill off the core of junkies in any given area. If you're not creating as many new ones as are exiting the scene, you will show a marked decline in deaths as even new recruits get smarter at not ODing.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1h

just wait until you hear how loud they pound the ghastly AutoTune rap at 7 in the morning, whether you want to hear it or not.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1h

A) blame California
B) blame Joe Biden
C) blame chemtrails
D) all of these and more!

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1h

my BIL from my first marriage turned 50-ish today. It's been many years. I first met him when he got out of prison on 5 years of a 10 year AAR bid, over 30 years ago.

He's now a Nurse Anesthetist and his daughter, whom I last saw as an infant, became a doctor last May.

That's hope, baby.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 4h

HILARIOUS that deep red Trump Country is suffering like this.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 4h

More afraid of kitchen knives than of the Chinese, lol

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 10h

If it’s so dangerous that they need military equipment, then it’s time to call up the National Guard for Springfield.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15h

Take this source with a huge grain of salt but uh, “huge, if true” is an understatement

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 16h

Wow:

Matt Gaetz says politicians at an AIPAC reception had to wear QR codes around their necks and go around and introduce themselves to potential donors. AIPAC members would scan the QR code to donate if they liked them.

If true, AIPAC is literally buying US politicians like groceries at a store.

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"At my first AIPAC reception, you had to wear a name badge with a QR code, talk to donors, and if they liked you, they scanned it to donate on the spot."
@mattgaetz on the surreal, humiliating world of AIPAC fundraisers.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15h

When did Miracle Ear become a scam outfit targeting the elderly?

Because they sure are one now.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 17h

But they all know he flipped, he’s an informant now

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Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s video of the incident

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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d

they've already killed Internet Archive. They won't stop with Wiki, either.

Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d

I have worked with the deaf in a manufacturing environment, there are employers out there willing to hire them. The main barrier is safety, and the job needs to be specially curated for someone who can't hear forklifts or warning alarms.