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Dzee Szed 🟤
@dzeeszed.bsky.social
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Board games, technical writing, lurking. Mostly reskeet art because they deserve the reskeets. He/him.
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I checked my spam folder, and fucking excuse me?
Screenshot of a spam folder from Gmail showing an email about a case of State of Utah versus Google on 12/29/25, titled "Notice to consumer who made payments through the Google Play Store"
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Wait, is this related to...
A comic panel from Gwenpool. Gwen is wearing a bee costume, standing in a man's bedroom, and opening a bucket full of bees. GWEN: Gosh, Frank, seems pretty irresponsible to keep a big jar of bees under your bed for no apparent reason. FRANK: What the (censored swear word) is this? GWEN: It's bees.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I forgot that Awkward Zombie could go in here. Tiedrich was always the master of "facial expressions as punchlines".
An armored knight speaking to a black dragon with a saddle on its back. KNIGHT: Oh, Minerva, we've grown a lot together, haven't we? I'm so glad to have you by my side. I know you'll always be my best friend. A soldier calls to the knight while standing beside a large brown bird. SOLDIER: Hey, Cherche, I found this griffon. Do you want it? In the last panel, the dragon looks at the knight with concern as the knight stares wide-eyed at the griffon. A spearman attacks a heavily armored soldier and pierces his armor. A video game prompt reading "No damage!" appears. But the spear clearly goes through the armored soldier's shoulder. The armored soldier slowly walks forward, letting the spear slide through his shoulder, until he can stand over the spearman and stare directly into his eyes with a furious quiet power.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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My Philosophy Dog tshirt is still my favorite tshirt.

The adventures of the office mage and her fire elemental nephews deserve so much more love.

I can't hear Elon speak without thinking "exactly three."

And oh God I went looking for a strip and forgot how this one murdered board gamers.
A comic strip from three panel soul, showing the spirit of a dying woman and a large cloaked grim reaper. WOMAN: By rights, I may challenge you to a game for my life! REAPER: Very well. We shall play... A Study in Emerald. WOMAN: A... what? REAPER: I backed the kickstarter. I have to play it sometime.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Artsy abstract picture of Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Soup for my family
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I thought, wait, was there a Pokemon character named Wendy?

The answer is actually "no, except for a side character who showed up once and got angry about a smoothie."

So if we just retcon that into a Frosty...
A green-haired anime woman in a black uniform. The caption says "Wendy works in human resources for Team Rocket, and holds a grudge against Jessie because of something that happened years earlier. One day, they were working out together and afterwards got smoothies at the Rocket Café. Jessie left Wendy to pay for them and said, "I'll pay you back someday." While Jessie forgot this over time, Wendy never did, and thus held a constant grudge against her."
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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@lyndztanica.bsky.social @susanarendt.bsky.social I was wondering why the forecast said strong storms in Houston tonight when the radar was so clear. Checked the radar forecast and uhhhhh TWC thinks it's going to hit DFW first tonight.
Radar forecast showing a line of heavy storms from San Antonio to Dallas at about 10:30 pm.
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Did you see this card that made reference to the screw-up?
A magic card called preposterous proportions, a sorcery that gives creatures plus 10 plus 10 and vigilance. The flavor text says "I think you mean giant lemures, a type of malevolent spirit that... OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!"
September 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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As a kid in the 90s, my first deck was red/green midrange. It sucked. It was a middle schooler's cheap standard deck.

But I had a copy of Final Fortune. It felt great to tap all my creatures, seemingly leaving myself open, and then drop that extra turn for the surprise win. Nostalgia value~
A magic card called Final Fortune, with the abilities, "Take another turn after this one. At the end of that turn, you lose the game."
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hmm.
Screenshot of a Bluesky feed. Randy's post about a very detailed pornographic drawing is on top. Below is a comic from Shen Comic with a man describing the difference between alpha men and beta men. An artist asks "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant? And the man replies "Bro I am so freaking scared of you."
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Gotta get Yaeji's hammer for twink death
Cover art of the album With A Hammer by producer Yaeji, showing a woman in a denim jacket holding a hammer with a mischievous cat-like face drawn onto it
September 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Where have I heard of David Sacks before?
From the linked politico article: A long table for the 30-some guests was set with top-of-the-line crystal and China. The guest list included Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, Interior Secretary Doug Burgun, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, SBA Administrator Kelly Lowfflee, Medicare and Medicaid chief Mehmet Oz, plus venture capitalist David Sacks, Palihapiyiya's partner on the "All In" podcast.
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Mrs. Blue Ink at a restaurant saying "ooh that tasted expensive"
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I'm a little more of a shocked defeated Wheeler this morning myself
Wheeler in sunglasses and an open shirt looking shocked about being forced to draw a card
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Site where you can find glory for you and your house?

You mean Gowronhub?
GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE from a wide-eyed Klingon holding a knife
September 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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@flavorjudgedraw.bsky.social so do we do

(A) JJJ beating up the 1/1 heroic creature of our choice
(B) JJJ enchanted with Spider Climb for obvious reasons
A Magic card named Spider Climb, which gives a creature +0/+3 and reach, showing a woman climbing the side of a tree
August 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I made the mistake of looking up her other replies, and... well, that's a choice.
Jerusalem Demsas: I don't view using Twitter as leisure time. I view it as part of my work & politics. I'm open to the arguments that my time doing so is wasted there, but I think if black people decide we should only do politics in places where we won't hear the N-word...
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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It might also go the way of the Office key, where there are specific links related to complex hotkeys.

Haven't you ever wanted to press two buttons on your keyboard to open Yammer?
From the How To Geek website: a list of commands to open specific programs or website using Shift Ctrl Alt Win and a letter, with links to Microsoft word, excel, teams, PowerPoint, outlook, Yammer, and OneNote.
August 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Lush, "Ladykillers," 1996
Song lyrics: Hey you, the muscles and the long hair Telling me that women are superior to men Most guys just don't appreciate this You just try convincing me you're better than them So he talks for hours about his sensitive soul And his favourite subject is sex I don't even think he really wanted it But Christ, this guy's too much (I wanna tell him) I'm as human as the next girl I like a bit of flattery But I don't need your practised lines Your school of charm mentality So save your breath for someone else And credit me with something more When it comes to men like you I know the score, I've heard it all before
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE PAUSING THE VIDEO WHEN I DID
A small dog holding a stick in its open jaws with all teeth bared and glaring at you
August 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I'm gonna be online later playing an MMORPG! If you wanna join my guild!
Strongbad having a webcam conversation with the lead singer of Limozeen
July 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
June 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Look I'm too cis and straight to really comment on trans issues but I thought at least @katie.bzky.team would appreciate this
A truck trailer for McDonald's showing an egg sandwich and the phrase "Freshly cracked for a fresh start"
June 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Found a couple people claiming that this seemed intentional
A reddit comment that reads: Navy vet here. Army phoned it in, by design. No dress uniforms, out of step while marching, not caring at all. Upset that they have to do this on a Saturday and I don't blame them. My army Brothers and sisters deserve better than this and trust me if the army wants to look sharp, they absolutely can. It was definitely a message. Well done army! Bluesky comments from Laura Jedeed: I might be reading too much into this, but notice how all the tank guys are smiling and waving? To me it sends a clear message: you are our countrymen, and we are not your enemy. I'm not reading too much into it. A second group of tanks just passed and they were waving too. Not constantly. Not the whole time. But all of them did it at least once. I believe this is absolutely on purpose.
June 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM