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E-EdwardGrey
@e-edwardgrey.bsky.social
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A Texas blueberry floating in a sea of tomato soup. Radical Constitutionalist. Reproductive rights for all. Progressive media. Polyamorous. SSC. RACK, too. If you know my birth name, send a DM, and let's respect each other's privacy. Forever unverified!
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Parody of "The Shaw Report," a regular feature of "Entertainment Weekly" magazine. In this special "MAGA edition" of the feature, current trends of the MAGA universe are described as follows: "IN" is Saint Charlie of Hate, a reference to the late Charlie Kirk. "Five Minutes Ago" is Father Donald The Grifter, a reference to Donald Trump. and "OUT" is Jesus of Nazareth, the former center of American Evangelical Christianity, who has been tossed aside, as American Christian Nationalists would much rather worship Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump, rather than Jesus of Nazareth.
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Image of a working-class, middle-aged, heavyset farmer in plaid shirt, bib overalls, and a beaten ball cap, standing with a large field of wheat behind him. The farmer is saying, "Capital gains will be an additional tax on people making more than one hundred million dollars a year. I'm afraid how that will affect me." The farmer is worried about a tax on the top one percent of America's most wealthy people, despite having absolutely nothing in common with them.
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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#CharlieKirk
Meet Tyler Robinson, the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk. Not black. Not Muslim. Not Latino. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not a member of ISIS. Not a Democrat. Not a radical leftist. Just a homegrown, straight, white male from a conservative Republican Mormon family obsessed with guns. He wore a Trump costume for Halloween, and was a regular contributor to right-wing discussion forums. He was steeped in alt-right and "Groyper" culture.
September 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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... and Taylor and Travis will set their own damn relationship parameters, thank you very much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Orange Mango Jesus has never show sympathy to the Hortmans, or John and Yvette Hoffman, severely injured in the same attack. Attempted attack on Josh Shapiro. Attempted kidnapping/assassination of Gretchen Whitmer in 2020. Never mind hundreds of victims in mass shootings, especially school shootings
A photo of the late Melissa Anne Hortman, sixty-first speaker of the Minnesota House of Representatives, from twenty-nineteen to twenty twenty-five. Aso in the photo are her husband, Mark, and their dog, Gilbert. The Hortmans, and their dog, were all assassinated on June fourteenth, twenty twenty-five. Following their deaths, few Republican politicians showed any care, concern, or remorse over their politically-motivated deaths. There was no moment of prayer in Congress, no lowering of flags to half-staff. Mike Lee, a Republican senator from the state of Utah, openly mocked their deaths, and other Republicans just ignored the attack.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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**GRAIN** of salt? O'Keefe? Pimpmaster fucktard O'Keefe? Whole box for that leech.
September 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Sure, get 'em while they're young. Hey, it worked for Apple!

It also worked for Joe Camel.
A picture of Joe Camel, the popular advertising mascot for Camel cigarettes. Joe Camel is a humanoid body with a camel head, wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket, while sitting astride a motorcycle. Joe has a cigarette in his mouth, and his right hand is extended towards the foreground, holding out an open pack of Camel cigarettes, as if offering a cigarette to the viewer.
August 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Feedback from Chat G-P-T reads as follows: I can't create that image. If you'd like help with a political cartoon or satirical idea that's respectful and stays within guidelines, I'd be happy to brainstorm with you.
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I'm new to this AI image stuff. I asked for an image of Texas governor Greg Abbott shining Donald Trump's shoes. If anyone can improve on this, please feel free to go for it. ADVISORY: ChatGPT now has a rule that they will not generate images of real people. See the feedback in the comments.
Texas governor Greg Abbott shining the shoes of Donald Trump on a quiet, downtown street corner.
August 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Abbott: "I love Trump. I worship Trump. Trump is my Lord and Savior. I just don't trust him."
An image of a wooden crucifix, but the usual figure of a crucified Jesus has been replaced with a figure of a crucified Donald Trump. The figure appears to be made of white plaster, and it is wearing a bright red MAGA hat.
June 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Less than 10% of all online video is original content. Someone uploads a nice 15:00 video, and Millennial and Zoomer shitbags steal :30 clips for their TikToks and other YouTube accounts. I'll stick with my discs, my classic Hollywood, TYVM.
June 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Poor farmer standing in his pasture, saying, "Capital gains will be an additional tax on people making more than 100 million dollars. I'm afraid how that will affect me."
April 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Poor farmer standing in his pasture, saying, "Capital gains will be an additional tax on people making more than 100 million dollars. I'm afraid how that will affect me."
April 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I don't know which platform this is from... probably the garbage king's own platform.

Leslie the ultimate MAGA
@LeslieWomanMAGA

I'm not terribly worried about their privacy or security.
Screeshot of social media post from Leslie the ultimate MAGA which reads: I voted for Trump because I thought it would be funny to see liberals growl like dogs. I wanted affordable groceries, but the tariffs are going to make everything worse and my life savings will be gone. I can't afford to spend $100 on groceries. I didn't vote for this. 10:36 A-M March 28, 2025
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I don't know which platform this is from... probably the garbage king's own platform.

Leslie the ultimate MAGA
@LeslieWomanMAGA

They don't deserve privacy or security. Because they are subhuman MAGA garbage, they don't deserve human rights, either.
Screeshot of social media post from Leslie the ultimate MAGA which reads: I voted for Trump because I thought it would be funny to see liberals growl like dogs. I wanted affordable groceries, but the tariffs are going to make everything worse and my life savings will be gone. I can't afford to spend $100 on groceries. I didn't vote for this. 10:36 A-M March 28, 2025
March 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Apologies for my crappy artwork...
March 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I've heard one rumor that the Fuckbois of DOGE are unpaid interns. Maybe something worth looking into?
Fuck boys of DOGE. Akash Bobba, Luke Farritor, Ethan Shaotran, Gavin Kliger, and Edward Coristine. Not pictured: Gauthier Cole Killian.
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Might this be more recent?
February 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Yes, that's right.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A crowbar, or pry bar.
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Comedian: "A lot of problems would be solved in America with a very lethal strain of COVID and an effective vaccine."
January 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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From the 1989 movie "Major League," outfielder Pedro Cerrano (portrayed by actor Dennis Haysbert), relaxes in the Cleveland Indians locker room, smoking a cigar in front of Jobu, his revered Voodoo deity.
January 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Smoke this, Christian motherfuckers...
From the 1989 movie "Major League," outfielder Pedro Cerrano (portrayed by actor Dennis Haysbert), relaxes in the Cleveland Indians locker room, smoking a cigar in front of Jobu, his revered Voodoo deity.
January 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM