Bignatius Macintosh
e2138.bsky.social
Bignatius Macintosh
@e2138.bsky.social
just employee #2138
and generally in public
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
instructions unclear. now how do i unsummon this demon?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
this is perfectly normal... nothing to worry about
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
can we still dunk on her for believing psychics, though?
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
rule 1: unless you're looking at an empty breach, the gun is always loaded
rule 2: never point a loaded gun at anything you're not willing to destroy
rule 3: never put your finger on the trigger unless you're ready to destroy whatever you're aiming at
rule 4: be aware of what's behind your target
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He can finally have his Section 8!
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
but those white folks aren't *poor*, they've just fallen on hard times and will be back on their feet soon enough
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
.... is it a MyPillow?
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i am shocked, SHOCKED, that a government known for misrepresenting reality to make themselves look less-bad has lied about something that makes them look bad!
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
it looks like FRT was permitted in 2024 (tinyurl.com/2xkanhux) when a judge overturned an ATF ruling. also, it doesn't seem to allow firing "like a machine gun" but does allow a person to squeeze the trigger faster. this admn does enough without making up more stuff.
US judge blocks Biden administration's forced reset trigger ban
A federal judge in Texas has overturned a Biden administration ban on forced reset triggers, after-market accessories that allow AR-15 type rifles to be fired more rapidly by automatically returning the trigger to its starting position after it is pulled.
tinyurl.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
does that include the bit about hiding behind civilians?
September 25, 2024 at 1:38 PM
my oven, tv, dishwasher, washer, and drier all can connect to wifi, but none of them do. because there is no good reason to connect such pointless security holes to my wifi
August 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
yeah, she got in on a technicality because a) there were so few women in the sport that even a rando could compete in international events, and b) she happened to have dual citizenship in a country that didn't otherwise have an entrant. props to the commentator for staying professional, tho!
August 1, 2024 at 8:41 PM
i heard it will start with an earthquake, and the birds will recruit snakes and use aeroplanes :)
July 30, 2024 at 4:41 PM
most people you'd tell that to have neither the legs nor the confidence to pull it off. not everyone can be David Bowie or Iggy Pop, after all!
June 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
i know that a Smoot is a unit of linear measure approx. 5 feet used to determine the length of a bridge in Boston/Cambridge... but what's a Hawley?
June 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
as my dentist friend says, cleaning your teeth is like cleaning your butt: if you don't get in the crack, it's not nearly as effective!
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May 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
i'm gonna buy some popcorn while you do that... i hop you tweet?sky? post about it as you go... this promises to be entertaining, and i expect to hear "don't fuck around with lawyers" right after "don't talk to the press" in your podcast warnings :)
April 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
ganbatte, phobos-chan... ganbatte...
April 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
it's a war movie. has all the warm and fuzzies of the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan... including the peacefully misleading first 5 minutes...
April 2, 2024 at 1:24 PM
how about tractive.com/en/pd/gps-tr... (ok, it's the cat version... but they have a dog version as well. don't ask me what the difference is... maybe one smells of catnip and the other of whatever dogs roll around in?)
March 12, 2024 at 6:08 PM
is "skeet" the official term for a bsky "tweet"? if you send it quickly, will you yeet the skeet?
March 6, 2024 at 2:12 PM