Ignatius Invictus
e4iggy.bsky.social
Ignatius Invictus
@e4iggy.bsky.social
Newest Hoenn E4 till the next one kicks the bucket. Poison specialist, world traveler, drummer, song writer, anarchist.
@perrbear.pokenavs.net you got any Halloween plans?
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
...is this cuz I beat him at dodgeball?
September 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
... I've never folded so fast. Interesting.
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lizzie just told me the League caught wind I was planning a Flannery level "wardrobe accident" for beach volleyball when I ordered a banana hammock on EverGrande wifi, so they pivoted to a fully clothed event. I need to start using private VPNs...
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Battle Subway fucks.
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think Lisia misread Volleyball as Dodgeball.

Now that would be fun.
August 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We've got 13 League members, how are we doing duos.
August 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm calling in a sick day for whatever day that thing is.
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This kid is something else.
August 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tf is a yuki
August 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Bald is hot, f the haters
August 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reminds me of home, whatever that means these days
August 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by Ignatius Invictus
battle frontier
July 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not saying I want the kid to go postal, or pull a full luigi, but....
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Did you know poison types can never miss with the move Toxic. Fun Fact.
August 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Great, one of the corpos liked it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think I've finalized my list of which of my coworkers are chill and which are corpos.
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hey its that green guy from the Battle Tree. I've spiked his tea before.
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@perrin.pokenavs.net your photoshoot is obsolete, roster change.
August 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@megaheracross.bsky.social hey are slugs bugs?
August 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh one last thing, my band did secure the gig to play Drake's funeral reception, we've prepared all his favorite dirges.
August 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
...okay maybe that was a bit much for day one. Whatever. Peep my SoundExploud malignant-chain, or if you like my message you can subscribe to my quarterly zine, Toxic Threadz, or my pirate radio podcast Sludge Wave.

I've got paperwork to burn.
August 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What? That's no good either? Why did you cut me off you piloswine? This is suppression! This is fascism! Anarchy! Anarchy! ANARCHY!

NO GODS, NO MASTERS, CHILDREN. SEIZE THE MEANS OF CONTROL, OVERTHROW THE LEAGUE.
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Father" is telling me my first post was ominous and cryptic. Critics. Feh. Fine. Let's try this again.

Hello, I'm Iggy, Hoenn's newest Elite 4 member, and merchant of death. The last horseman of the apocalypse. My goals for my time here are to bring utter destruction to the League and incur the--
August 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The rumors of Drake's death are in fact true. It's a sad day for Hoenn, but also the dawning of a new era. Fear not, for the prodigal son hath returned. I, Ignatius Invictus, accept my role as we await the coming storm.
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM