Nalu
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I am the Mastermind plotting more Mastermindary💽NB23💽Pan-Poly💽Annual attendee of ANW💽DH
Damn the vending machine trying to take me to "Ultimate Thermonuclear Small Claims Court"... I just wanted some chips man
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Damn the vending machine trying to take me to "Ultimate Thermonuclear Small Claims Court"... I just wanted some chips man
Ok I'ma say it adequate ball support is important and no one can tell me otherwise
June 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ok I'ma say it adequate ball support is important and no one can tell me otherwise
Eating a fruit bowl right now, this shit FIRE!!
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Eating a fruit bowl right now, this shit FIRE!!
Had a dream that Shaq opened up a deli called "Welcome to the Meat Shaq"
May 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Had a dream that Shaq opened up a deli called "Welcome to the Meat Shaq"
Ah yes, thank you Spotify this is totally what I wanted to hear this morning.
May 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ah yes, thank you Spotify this is totally what I wanted to hear this morning.
Ok WFT is this timeline! Like what do you mean the "Nevada Foot Fondler" is at large. And on top of that who the fuck is the "Utah Pisser" ‽‽‽ Why are we getting the most B-List villains of all time now?
May 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ok WFT is this timeline! Like what do you mean the "Nevada Foot Fondler" is at large. And on top of that who the fuck is the "Utah Pisser" ‽‽‽ Why are we getting the most B-List villains of all time now?
I have a love & hate feeling about the new Samsung OneUI update. Like it's cool you brought back every feature Samsung smartphones have ever had. But this has to be the worst integration ever, like only somethings can be turned off and it seems completely arbitrary.
May 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I have a love & hate feeling about the new Samsung OneUI update. Like it's cool you brought back every feature Samsung smartphones have ever had. But this has to be the worst integration ever, like only somethings can be turned off and it seems completely arbitrary.
In order to better adapt to the changing financial climate, for those of you with a breeding kink you will now receive a Tamagotchi at the end of the night.
May 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In order to better adapt to the changing financial climate, for those of you with a breeding kink you will now receive a Tamagotchi at the end of the night.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of New Mexico have developed a tau-targeting vaccine that could help PREVENT the progression of Alzheimer’s disease. In preclinical trials, the vaccine REDUCED pTau, IMPROVED memory AND motor function, and REDUCED brain atrophy with NO major side effects. 🧪🧵⬇️
May 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of New Mexico have developed a tau-targeting vaccine that could help PREVENT the progression of Alzheimer’s disease. In preclinical trials, the vaccine REDUCED pTau, IMPROVED memory AND motor function, and REDUCED brain atrophy with NO major side effects. 🧪🧵⬇️
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You know what, I don't want a sex dungeon, I want a sex atrium. That shits gonna be viby and pleasant as hell.
April 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You know what, I don't want a sex dungeon, I want a sex atrium. That shits gonna be viby and pleasant as hell.
What do you mean they modded Macho Man Randy Savage in Into the Radius
April 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What do you mean they modded Macho Man Randy Savage in Into the Radius
Not me paying my bills first thing in the morning so I don't spend money on stupid shit.
April 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Not me paying my bills first thing in the morning so I don't spend money on stupid shit.
I need to up my game, it's time for a spring slutbatical
March 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I need to up my game, it's time for a spring slutbatical
"make sure to avoid scope creep"
My projects don't get scope creep, I finish 1 thing and then 3 other things magically break 2 minutes after it's all back together. In other news I finally replaced the 50 some year old seals in my motorcycle.
My projects don't get scope creep, I finish 1 thing and then 3 other things magically break 2 minutes after it's all back together. In other news I finally replaced the 50 some year old seals in my motorcycle.
March 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"make sure to avoid scope creep"
My projects don't get scope creep, I finish 1 thing and then 3 other things magically break 2 minutes after it's all back together. In other news I finally replaced the 50 some year old seals in my motorcycle.
My projects don't get scope creep, I finish 1 thing and then 3 other things magically break 2 minutes after it's all back together. In other news I finally replaced the 50 some year old seals in my motorcycle.
I think part of the reason Lego sets are so universally loved is because it represents an idealized existence. One where if you follow the instructions you will always get the right outcome. No disappointing variables or catch 22's just an input and output.
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think part of the reason Lego sets are so universally loved is because it represents an idealized existence. One where if you follow the instructions you will always get the right outcome. No disappointing variables or catch 22's just an input and output.
Nah cause tell me why some dude said I looked like one big inhale....
Like I know that's supposed to be insulting but god damn that has to be one of the funniest ways I've ever been called fat EVER!!
Like I'm replaying that in my head and laughing my ass off rn
Like I know that's supposed to be insulting but god damn that has to be one of the funniest ways I've ever been called fat EVER!!
Like I'm replaying that in my head and laughing my ass off rn
March 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nah cause tell me why some dude said I looked like one big inhale....
Like I know that's supposed to be insulting but god damn that has to be one of the funniest ways I've ever been called fat EVER!!
Like I'm replaying that in my head and laughing my ass off rn
Like I know that's supposed to be insulting but god damn that has to be one of the funniest ways I've ever been called fat EVER!!
Like I'm replaying that in my head and laughing my ass off rn
Please do this to me for hours!! 🥺
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Please do this to me for hours!! 🥺
New Fox Amoore album coming soon, Hell Yeah!!!
March 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
New Fox Amoore album coming soon, Hell Yeah!!!
This morning sure is something getting told "Oh you need a glove when you're working with the tops" and it's like bruh there are only like 12 of them and I hold them by the neck anyway so...
IDK shouldn't matter that much
IDK shouldn't matter that much
March 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This morning sure is something getting told "Oh you need a glove when you're working with the tops" and it's like bruh there are only like 12 of them and I hold them by the neck anyway so...
IDK shouldn't matter that much
IDK shouldn't matter that much
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But it's also a toy. Because it HAS to also be a toy. If I want a barbie doll waist and boobs today then I should be able to do that because it's fun. Same if I want to be chonky and friend-shaped, or if I want to [miscellaneous] today. Fun is an indelible part of the equation.
March 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
But it's also a toy. Because it HAS to also be a toy. If I want a barbie doll waist and boobs today then I should be able to do that because it's fun. Same if I want to be chonky and friend-shaped, or if I want to [miscellaneous] today. Fun is an indelible part of the equation.
My intrusive thoughts are bad today, there's a pile of Mild Bell packets in front of me and my first thought was "Flip one like a coin and chomp it mid air"
February 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My intrusive thoughts are bad today, there's a pile of Mild Bell packets in front of me and my first thought was "Flip one like a coin and chomp it mid air"
Obligatory "Ha ha funny number"
February 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Obligatory "Ha ha funny number"
Can Facebook stop it with the Femboy Outlet ads, idk what info y'all are operating off of, but that shit ain't never gonna happen
February 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can Facebook stop it with the Femboy Outlet ads, idk what info y'all are operating off of, but that shit ain't never gonna happen