Blaine Bateman
@eafpres.bsky.social
ML practitioner through my own consulting company and helping some startups. Also do computer vision applications. Not a fan of LLMs and so-called AI.
Nice surprise. One of my favorite songs.
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Nice surprise. One of my favorite songs.
We should all be terrified of Dylan
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
We should all be terrified of Dylan
Looks like right out of the oven?
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Looks like right out of the oven?
Used to have an app for this
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Used to have an app for this
Stevie has an aura of love!
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Stevie has an aura of love!
That look of surprise is totally fake. Cats are born with bachelors level physics knowledge and she knew it would fall!
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
That look of surprise is totally fake. Cats are born with bachelors level physics knowledge and she knew it would fall!
I used to know someone who had Heidi McDog
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I used to know someone who had Heidi McDog
That little tiny white tip on the one tail!
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
That little tiny white tip on the one tail!
Already crushing his resolutions
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Already crushing his resolutions
It’s a trap
a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap .
ALT: a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It’s a trap
I could be that comfortable if my sofa cushions were 5 feet square
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I could be that comfortable if my sofa cushions were 5 feet square
How do you get them to pose like that?
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
How do you get them to pose like that?
Indeed. Try to be healthier. Remove negative people from your circle. Do more things you enjoy. Be closer to those you love.
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Indeed. Try to be healthier. Remove negative people from your circle. Do more things you enjoy. Be closer to those you love.
I miss my Maine Coon beauty Aliana. RIP.
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I miss my Maine Coon beauty Aliana. RIP.
I’m going to try to die more slowly.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m going to try to die more slowly.
WTF is that portal machine in the background? It’s not laundry equipment because:
It’s way too thin
and
there’s only one.
Bunny is obviously a 3D projection of aliens coming through.
It’s way too thin
and
there’s only one.
Bunny is obviously a 3D projection of aliens coming through.
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
WTF is that portal machine in the background? It’s not laundry equipment because:
It’s way too thin
and
there’s only one.
Bunny is obviously a 3D projection of aliens coming through.
It’s way too thin
and
there’s only one.
Bunny is obviously a 3D projection of aliens coming through.
Perfect, actually
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Perfect, actually
You gotta say Love Patch the same way the B52s said Love Shack
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You gotta say Love Patch the same way the B52s said Love Shack