EarnestSternest
earneststernest.bsky.social
EarnestSternest
@earneststernest.bsky.social
Any/all. Destroyer of ships and all-around sort of person. Any opinion expressed herein is the fault of too much free time.
Gotta update that lobster fighting meme except replace every "leftist" label on it with "trans person."
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
They can't hurt us if we hurt them all first.

But yeah, that was a rough thing to learn of.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
That person should worry about how pale they are from the neck up. Y'know, from how long their head's been up their own ass.
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
But water is below boats, so would that make water masculine or feminine? We're getting into the real gender philosophy here, now...
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
No matter how much you may try to disguise your callous hatred as trolling, the rot at the core of your soul seeps through every word you say. You will never know peace, because you are addicted to your own rage and will always mistake others seeking justice for insubordination. Fix your heart.
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
One day I will learn to read, and then I shall become unstoppable. That is not this day, however. Thanks, though! 😅
January 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Great, Google is transvestigating cities now. Can't wait to see how people invent ways to claim bridges are masculine or whatever.
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"You ever play Space Wars?"

One long-winded manic explanation later:

"TRY TELLING WOMEN WHAT THEIR PLACE IS NOW, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!"

... No, I don't know why I imagined Hinako as Patrick Bateman. Made me laugh, though.
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I judge how much I'm loved exclusively by how many and which crimes a girl will do for and to me.
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Ant, you can't do this to me. Please stop threatening my sexuality.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The world tomorrow if influencers stopped chasing clout:
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Finally, eyebrow-raising recognition!
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
And what use is individualism if the miscarriage treatment is allowed, but the woman is unable to afford it and no one offers to help pay for it?

Besides, you're not even talking about collectivism, you're talking about legislative bodies infringing on human rights.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
You do realize that every society that currently exists requires "involuntary membership," right? That's what your taxes, nationality, citizenship, all of that are.

I think you're confusing the principle of free association with some weird hangup about the social contract.
January 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Mamdani's proving his governing prudence on day one by refusing to engage in the Adams administration's established tradition of leprechaun barbecues.

Though I'm sure the NYP would find a way to call that discrimination against Irish beef or some shit.
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This is the kind of divorced energy that breaks the spacetime continuum, reaches into the future and gets your ass divorced in all possible futures, to all possible partners, rendering you the most divorced person in the universe.

Which is all to say: what a loser.
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, do they have a country? There ya go.
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM