FIFA is going to be a dumpster fire. Well, even moreso than it already is

If the point of Katie Miller's podcast is to humanize these people she is doing a terrible job

Nancy was girlbossin before it was even a thing

That means he wants a cut

He seems to have a very specific set of fans. The humor comes from his awkwardness and the tension that arises when he is very clearly not picking up on obvious social cues. It's almost like a social experiment. So if you're not into that I could easily see people hating on him.

Someone who can't their own side?

Who is the 4th dude over? Is that Nigel what's his name?

I have never heard the word defilade before but I love it. Almost sounds like a dessert

I'm surprised at the ant hill you stirred up just saying you're going to write some notes. I've been following all morning and I can't help but laugh my ass off as this develops.

I tried to read the article, but had to do so many mental gymnastics I got exhausted

Steve Bannon's liver just exploded somewhere

Baby had a late night rage-tweeting

well I can't top that, so I'll just see myself out

What's the max and cheese box to banana conversion formula again?

Can someone with dementia translate this for me?

Those days seem so quaint and charming now