Full of martinis and beef.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Full of martinis and beef.
Homemade sourdough ✅
French butter ✅
Cherry jam my mom made ✅
French butter ✅
Cherry jam my mom made ✅
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Homemade sourdough ✅
French butter ✅
Cherry jam my mom made ✅
French butter ✅
Cherry jam my mom made ✅
I need the entire weight of a man on me or I will die.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I need the entire weight of a man on me or I will die.
Does anyone else feel like there are less Christmas tree stands this year? Am I insane? I haven’t see t any in my neighborhood.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Does anyone else feel like there are less Christmas tree stands this year? Am I insane? I haven’t see t any in my neighborhood.
Up early to shape bread loafs. Watch this space. I think they’re gonna be my best yet, and I’m giving at least one away 🥲
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Up early to shape bread loafs. Watch this space. I think they’re gonna be my best yet, and I’m giving at least one away 🥲
I will soak up every ounce of sunlight I can in this god forsaken season.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I will soak up every ounce of sunlight I can in this god forsaken season.
Whomever at the MTA decided to close both 4th Ave entrances at Atlantic terminal/barclays until mid December, I hope you never know a days peace.
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Whomever at the MTA decided to close both 4th Ave entrances at Atlantic terminal/barclays until mid December, I hope you never know a days peace.
Good morning sunshine.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning sunshine.
The hot Christmas tree guy hasn’t set up shop yet and I’m starting to worry.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The hot Christmas tree guy hasn’t set up shop yet and I’m starting to worry.
I’m literally so organized and prepared this year that I have down time…idk what to do with myself.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m literally so organized and prepared this year that I have down time…idk what to do with myself.
Sitting down to pee is such a nice little treat.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sitting down to pee is such a nice little treat.
Oh cool, I was reallyyyyy hoping I’d wake up with a giant zit this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh cool, I was reallyyyyy hoping I’d wake up with a giant zit this morning.
I thank god every day that my cooking is bomb as fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I thank god every day that my cooking is bomb as fuck.
How many panic attacks do you think
I’m gonna have between now and sitting down to dinner tomorrow?
I’m gonna have between now and sitting down to dinner tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How many panic attacks do you think
I’m gonna have between now and sitting down to dinner tomorrow?
I’m gonna have between now and sitting down to dinner tomorrow?
Literally how?
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Literally how?
Just bought a second folding table / chairs. Thanksgiving is getting serious.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just bought a second folding table / chairs. Thanksgiving is getting serious.
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how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
Okay I should probably leave the house and breathe fresh air today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Okay I should probably leave the house and breathe fresh air today.
Spent the weekend baking bread and getting bred!
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spent the weekend baking bread and getting bred!
Being blonde is great but i have never felt uglier as rn when my roots are grown out.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Being blonde is great but i have never felt uglier as rn when my roots are grown out.
I’m so glad we get to have good things again.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m so glad we get to have good things again.
Seeing Cuomo receive 2 crushing defeats within the span of just a few months is something straight out of my dream journal.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seeing Cuomo receive 2 crushing defeats within the span of just a few months is something straight out of my dream journal.
I am so happy and proud of all the people running the marathon, but if yall could speed it up a little so we can clear out all the screaming people in front of my apartment that would be great.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am so happy and proud of all the people running the marathon, but if yall could speed it up a little so we can clear out all the screaming people in front of my apartment that would be great.
Yall mind if I goon the fuck out for a minute?
🚨’American Horror Story’ Season 13 cast:
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yall mind if I goon the fuck out for a minute?
I wanna see Ziwe interview Martha Stewart.
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wanna see Ziwe interview Martha Stewart.