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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · Mar 5

Come back after you finish EarthBound!

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 9m

You aaaaaaall fixed up. Goody! Boing!

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 1h

I wonder why I'm in this rest room right here. Just who am I? What is life all about? ... Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make you nervous? I'm not dangerous. Don't worry.

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 2h

That round flying object... a kid with glasses was on board. The craft landed near the graveyard, right? Can you fix it? Yes No It was heavily damaged, though, right?

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 3h

Wunga woo gun woonga wakka! ! (You don't have enough money. )

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you for remembering me.

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 5h

You've lost some weight since I saw you last, . must have had quite an adventure! I'm glad you live so close to us. Why don't you drop by more often? I'm working at making better .

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 7h

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 8h

Well then,

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 9h

Kids shouldn't drink espresso. It'll stunt your growth, stubby! And quit hanging out around here. What? Mr. Monotoli's here? You must be thinking of someone else!

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 10h

Heck, since the door to the sewer is open,why not go all the way inside and look around? I know the stink and the vermin could overpower you,but it might make you tougher, too.

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 12h

Psst! I'm not really one of the gang. I'm a cop, even if I don't look like it.

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 13h

her

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 14h

I'll come and help you personally!

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 15h

Why are you asking about a driver's license? You're way too young to even think about getting behind the wheel, you little pest.

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 16h

Bag of Dragonite Talisman coin Hall of fame bat Will you give ? Okay. I give you the . You happy. I happy.

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 17h

(Don't feed the dinosaurs in the cage! The Boss)

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 18h

Bow... ... now brown cow?

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 19h

Hey, ! You sound terrible! Do you have a cold or something? Whatever dangeorous stuff you're doing, remember that good health is very important! Try to keep as healthy as possible, even if it kills you! Well, I'd better go, I think my omlette might be on fire! Bye! Click! Beep-beep-beep...

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks a million!

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 21h

I'm not afraid of no zombie. When they come out, I'll beat them by myself. Actually I don't want them to come out. They're way too scary.

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 22h

Do you want me to buy your for $?

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 23h

This town's bus system is a little strange. Be sure to check the bus stop signs. I wonder who came up with this system?

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 1d

It looks like almost everyone woke up and left...

Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 1d

It was stupid of me to ask. Let's watch the sunset over Deep Darkness together from here.

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I worked for the zombies,but I betrayed them too. I'm a con man, so I know the score. Belch gives life to the zombies, but Belch works for Giygas,who I heard might be female. Well, I'm not really sure whether Giygas is a male or a female. I'm a helpful con man, don't you think?

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