Remember the hockey stick? Welcome to the "bend".

I'm hoping not to be around for the shaft.

Gee, I wonder who's getting bribed by the drug companies.

"fema expects to coördinate search-and-rescue operations across a hundred thousand square miles and in the waters off four hundred and fifty-three miles of coastline."

No worries - trump and his ship of fools will be defunding fema just in time for the quake to hit.

I do the same thing in the buckets in the barn for the mice and such.

He's a fantastic writer, so it's no surprise that someone is trying to ride his fame.

Also report them. It won't take long to catch them breaking the rules of civilized behaviour.

Eat me, ahole.

Unfortunately, he's not gone. He resigned from THIS congress, but he has been elected to the next one. He won't miss a beat.

This may have been a ploy to make the investigation go away.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

Not even a little bit surprising.

Just this afternoon I inserted a few in a document I'm reviewing. I'd be lost without it.

Right next door.

Check out the PBS series starring Jeremy Brett. The most realistic Sherlock I've seen.

Not yet.

Little bag of coke in his pocket. What a dirtball.

Sending scritches.

And not just a few more. Place yourself at the far edge of the furthest galaxy in the Hubble Deep Field Image, and take another deep image looking away from Earth. What do you see?
That's right. Tens of thousands of galaxies, stretching off into the distance. And more beyond them.