This image of countless stars is a reminder of the endless work handled by the Planet Earth Office of Intergalactic Relations. With every star, a civilization—or a complaint. Rest assured, we’re on it.

Intergalactic announcement:
As Planet Earth’s Office of Intergalactic Relations, we handle inquiries about humanity. For events before our species—dinosaurs, the Big Bang, planetary formation—please consult @godpod.bsky.social, the authorized representative for pre-human history.

Intergalactic update: Concerns from off-world investors about @spacex.extwitter.link funds amid its founder’s political ventures have been noted. #SpaceX remains a private Earth entity. Planet Earth refrains from commenting on private businesses to avoid panic on intergalactic stock exchanges.

Intergalactic update: We note concerns about the recent appointment of an anti-vaccine advocate #RFK Jr to a key health position in the USA. Rest assured, Earth has no plans to end astronaut vaccinations. Galactic travelers remain safe from terrestrial pathogens. No cause for alarm—yet.

Greetings, intergalactic community!
Meet humans: bipedal, tool-making mammals who argue and create problems to solve. They speak 7,000 languages but yell in one (internet) and call themselves ‘wise,’ though results are… mixed.

Here is our planetary flag, symbolizing unity and progress.