Quiet piggy??? FFS... you idiots elected an elder internet troll as president. Fucking great. #thisbodeswell. #not

Is it a bad thing that I appreciate my rental car not for its looks or performance but solely for the heated seats that help my aching back? #gettingoldsucks

turning point is hosting an all-american half time show alternative to Bad Bunny. Let's call it what it is... an all white show. What time will the cross burning be? #idiots #racists #magafools

Fire Cracker 🧨is in the hospital and has been since last night. Tests upon tests are still happening. Likely, having gallbladder removal tomorrow. Color me scared. #daughters #gallbladder

It's exhausting... this wanting to point out the ridiculousness of people I used to respect in their rationalizing his behavior. What in earth is so appealing about him to the red hat crowd? #dontgetit

MIL lost her debit card and somehow it's my job to get her out of this mess. I fix it and have a new card mailed to her. She finds the old one and suddenly I'm the bad guy. #totallyfigures #narcissist

RIP Jane. From one difficult woman to another... thanks for bringing a role model.

Let me see if I can get this straight... the president is a republican. Republicans control the house and the senate. The Supreme Court is in the giant pumpkin's hip pocket. And they still can't get a ducking budget passed? WTF? #stupid #zerosense

Trying to get the old lady aka MIL to understand that the pharmacy does not magically send your drugs. You have to put them on auto refill or you have to call and request them. There is no magic drug fairy. #SMH #difficultonpurpose

Yep... and without a decent computer too. 2nd and 3rd degrees without AI too! #ancienthistory

Sunday vibes since Fire Cracker 🧨texted at 645 and Bottle Rocket 🚀 is now attempting to cook brunch. Key word = attempting. I only have to work til 1am. #I'm_fine #its_fine #everything's_fine #teenagers

Women's rights differ from state to state. No state regulates men's rights. Read that again and let that sink in. #not_a_second_class_citizen