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easilychaotic.bsky.social
@easilychaotic.bsky.social
Common sense, no bullshit and very deliberate. Throw a little snarky sarcasm and some cynicism and this is what you end up with. 🤨😗
Even Vegas was like “ nope, too much bullshit for me, take it to Texas”.
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
“Use a calm and gentle voice and explain to the child why he is in time out” Pfftt! Bitch please… this little ass is yelling at me in the middle of Walmart!
November 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Absofuckinlutley.
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 AM
I only hate one.

Totally not related but does anyone have a woodchipper or a pig farm?
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Took the longest time to watch the dumbest dance competition. I kept getting the circle of sh*t…
Totally rigged btw.
November 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Overstuffed couch and a super fluffy blanket…
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
That’s strictly for overseas travel… artistry is too fancy for a motel 6.
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
So… try again tomorrow? Same time? Dress code inforced?
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I take my sports very seriously. I’m the one screaming at the tv thinking the ref is gonna catch the holding call he clearly missed. This Tyson fight could ruin boxing for me.
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
5’4 in a family of giants. Next shortest is 6’2. Tallest brother is 7’6.
November 15, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I’m so jealous! My delivery guys bang on the door like they’re the police.
November 15, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I bet the book is that famous vacation book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. I heard it comes highly recommended.
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Yall, this is NOT the guy appointed by he who shall not be named… totally different last names.
November 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Let’s see… a loudmouth tweenager vs a living legend. Hmmmm. Sounds legit! 🤔
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Jake Paul would have to save a bunch of orphans holding kittens speeding down a highway in a burning school bus before he would ever be considered “ legitimate “. He is just a tic toc kid that got lucky.
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Amen!
November 14, 2024 at 3:16 PM