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EASTMAN

@eastman9125.bsky.social

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Liberal Dem. Atheist. Vegetarian. Science. Terrier rescuer. I write and post about religion and politics.

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EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 22d

People sometimes ask why I have the comments turned off. The answer is simple; I don’t need to be told 500 times a day that I’m going to hell. I’ve heard that threat my entire life. So, if my posts offend you, do the adult thing and just move along. In other words, turn the other cheek.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 18h

Evangelicals love to pick and choose which Bible verses they’ll follow and which ones they’ll ignore. It’s a glorious example of free will.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 18h

The people who demand that the Ten Commandments be publicly displayed are the same people who happily ignore those commandments.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 18h

When anti-vaxxers get sick, they race to the emergency room because their unshakable faith in prayer is suddenly replaced by the realization that only science can save them.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

My childhood friend prayed to the Son of God for a puppy. But, of course, he didn’t get one. So, he took matters into his own hands. He stared at the REAL SUN and got a guide dog.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

No matter how hard they pray, born-again Christians are still going to grow old, get sick, and die… Under the BEST of circumstances.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

Evangelicals love to ridicule those who embrace critical thinking. However, they are extremely thin-skinned when ridiculed for THEIR beliefs. Which, of course, makes ridiculing them even more fun!

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a comforting thought. Being “Born Again” will NOT keep Bible thumping, turn-or-burn evangelicals from ending up deader than hell.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

According to evangelicals, God loves you! As long as you are an unvaccinated, white, heterosexual, who loves guns, hates gays, and doesn’t trust science.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 1d

The image of Jesus frequently appears on a piece of toast, but seldom on a toasted bagel. Go figure.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 4d

In case of the Rapture, born-again Christians should always be prepared by having clean underwear. Nothing is more important. Just ask anyone who needs a pair.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 4d

The best thing about funerals is sitting in a church and not hearing about sin.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 4d

You can cheat death, but not EVERY time.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 4d

Do cannibals say grace?

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 5d

Since Kash Patel is being strict about displaying an improper "political" message, I can’t wait until he cracks down on FBI agents wearing little gold crosses around their necks.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 5d

Freedom of speech is not subject to the whim of a pedophile President, fanatical fundamentalists, or corrupt corporations. It is a right of the people. So, say whatever the hell you want, because (at least for now) this is still the land of the FREE.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 5d

Just because an evangelical’s faith instructs them to believe something delusional does not mean that rational people will fall for it as well. Critical thinking always prevails over bogus Biblical bombast.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 5d

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar - no, wait, they’re the same guy.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 5d

Born-again Christians claim that God is love, but their faith is based on the fear of eternal damnation.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 13d

Born-again Christians believe in free speech… until you say something intelligent that’s supported with logic and facts.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 15d

THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS

Thou shalt not…

Build mega churches
Abolish science
Ban vaccines
Hate gays
Own assault weapons
Believe Fox News
Ban books
Protect pedophiles
Worship a MAGA dictator
Use God to divide the nation

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EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · Aug 18

Evangelicals are convinced the Rapture is near. I, for one, will be glad to see them go.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 15d

It is baffling that in the age of instant worldwide communication, the Lord still chooses to give believers a sign by having the image of Jesus appear on a piece of toast. God moves in mysterious ways, indeed.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 15d

Born-again Christians ignore most of the Bible and instead, pick and choose the passages that make them feel superior to others. That creates their self-righteous, holier-than-thou attitude as they try to force everyone to dumb down to their level.

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 16d

Listening to Trump lie about autism gave me a headache. Where’s the Tylenol?

EASTMAN @eastman9125.bsky.social · 16d

I believe it is God’s will that I make fun of His followers. Although it’s not easy doing the Lord’s work, I am proud to be his humble servant. So, until they disappear in the Rapture, I will do the Almighty’s bidding and ridicule evangelicals at every opportunity. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!