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@eaterofnames.bsky.social
I do this sometimes, if my parents are away and text to check on me and the dog. Mention that food stores are thin, the dog has nearly perished from lack of treats and attention, and the birds are preparing a revolution if we don't improve the quality of our tributes.
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I didn't know there was a company, and thought you were talking about the geographical region at first.

I can see them wanting to protect trademark, simply because of the way the laws around it work. If they let one case go, it basically sets precedent for anyone else. Still silly though.
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Many animals require meat to live.

Who's getting eaten?
January 25, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I don't ask people their religious background, so not sure if I associate with Jews. Everything else, definitely.
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The last guy who said that got himself nailed to some handy bits of wood.
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I've got two hands, can't imagine why I wouldn't go for both sides. 😈
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Don't push your kids to clear their plates. Let them stop eating when they aren't hungry. Forcing them to eat more just leads to eating disorders.
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So. . . perogies?
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Serial killer themed dildos is a level of disgusting I didn't know existed. Kudos.
January 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Why should they take their attention away from your dogs to pay attention to you?
January 19, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You are very much appreciated. ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Any time we eat meat, we become a sausage.
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Meanwhile in Canada
a child is playing in the snow with a snow plow
ALT: a child is playing in the snow with a snow plow
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I used to like his comics.

Pity he turned out to be a racist shit.

Can we PLEASE have some more creators who aren't assholes? The good ones like Pratchett keep dying off.
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
But. . . I don't know what not to do in the bathroom!

DON'T DO WHAT?!

Very cute pic, lovely rope work.
rope.work
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM